There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Nov 20, 2006 4:36:44 am PST #1402 of 10007
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Amy, I just started. God help me. I have things I should be doing today.


Amy - Nov 20, 2006 4:46:17 am PST #1403 of 10007
Because books.

I have things I should be doing today.

Me and you both. And yet...


askye - Nov 20, 2006 4:57:33 am PST #1404 of 10007
Thrive to spite them

Where are the directions for the puzzlecrack game?


Jessica - Nov 20, 2006 5:01:17 am PST #1405 of 10007
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Dangit, I started the funny farm yesterday and forgot to email myself a link to continue it at work! Now I have to start all over...


Lee - Nov 20, 2006 5:08:42 am PST #1406 of 10007
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I am very carefully avoiding sending myself the link, so that I will actually get stuff done today.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 5:12:18 am PST #1407 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Okay, I think we need a new thread for online puzzles.

Would such a thread get enough use? We could have a puzzle/cat thread....


amych - Nov 20, 2006 5:16:27 am PST #1408 of 10007
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

We could have a puzzle/cat thread....

Catstacking 1: What is this "work" of which you speak?


Nutty - Nov 20, 2006 5:28:23 am PST #1409 of 10007
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Hey, all. Silly question: is there a polite way to tell someone he has no manners? Besides giving him a hand-annotated copy of Miss Manners?

In other news, it is Monday morning of a holiday-shortened week. Who gets work done? I mean really??


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 5:29:24 am PST #1410 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Catstacking 1: What is this "work" of which you speak?

Heh.

ION, this seems like a joke, but Amazon is selling it....

GR8 TaT2 Maker

Open up your very own pretend play tattoo parlor. This easy-to-use tattoo maker kit includes an electronic tattoo pen and funky stencils. Using soft, safe pulsating action, the tattoo pen creates realistic, washable designs with dramatic effects. Requires two AA batteries (not included).

Maybe they should sell a pretend-bar, so kids can get pretend-drunk before they go to the pretend-tattoo parlor.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 20, 2006 5:32:11 am PST #1411 of 10007
What is even happening?

Hey, all. Silly question: is there a polite way to tell someone he has no manners? Besides giving him a hand-annotated copy of Miss Manners?
Raised eyebrows and stunned silence.