River: I didn't think you'd come for me. Simon: Well, you're a dummy.

'Serenity'


Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 5:12:18 am PST #1407 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Okay, I think we need a new thread for online puzzles.

Would such a thread get enough use? We could have a puzzle/cat thread....


amych - Nov 20, 2006 5:16:27 am PST #1408 of 10007
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

We could have a puzzle/cat thread....

Catstacking 1: What is this "work" of which you speak?


Nutty - Nov 20, 2006 5:28:23 am PST #1409 of 10007
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Hey, all. Silly question: is there a polite way to tell someone he has no manners? Besides giving him a hand-annotated copy of Miss Manners?

In other news, it is Monday morning of a holiday-shortened week. Who gets work done? I mean really??


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 5:29:24 am PST #1410 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Catstacking 1: What is this "work" of which you speak?

Heh.

ION, this seems like a joke, but Amazon is selling it....

GR8 TaT2 Maker

Open up your very own pretend play tattoo parlor. This easy-to-use tattoo maker kit includes an electronic tattoo pen and funky stencils. Using soft, safe pulsating action, the tattoo pen creates realistic, washable designs with dramatic effects. Requires two AA batteries (not included).

Maybe they should sell a pretend-bar, so kids can get pretend-drunk before they go to the pretend-tattoo parlor.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 20, 2006 5:32:11 am PST #1411 of 10007
What is even happening?

Hey, all. Silly question: is there a polite way to tell someone he has no manners? Besides giving him a hand-annotated copy of Miss Manners?
Raised eyebrows and stunned silence.


Jesse - Nov 20, 2006 5:37:10 am PST #1412 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Man, I really don't want to go into work. I think I'll check and see if there's anything in my email. Edit: awesomely, there is not one thing that needs a response in my email, even after being out of the office last Weds-Fri, thanks to most of my department being out with me.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 5:39:08 am PST #1413 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey, all. Silly question: is there a polite way to tell someone he has no manners? Besides giving him a hand-annotated copy of Miss Manners?

Hmm... I think it depends on the specifics. Maybe when this person does the un-manner-like thing, you could call him on it. As opposed to just making a general "your manners suck" (but in a more mannerish way) statement.


tommyrot - Nov 20, 2006 5:48:51 am PST #1414 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

T-Rex complains about people always asking him when he's gonna get married: [link]


Topic!Cindy - Nov 20, 2006 5:52:28 am PST #1415 of 10007
What is even happening?

One of Scott's friends used to answer, "May," to that question. If the person who asked then said, "May what?" the friend would answer, "May the day never come."


shrift - Nov 20, 2006 5:52:37 am PST #1416 of 10007
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So if there are only 10 Buffistas, I have a very important question:

WHO AM I SOCKING FOR?