I can never have a dinner party.
Sure you can. Make it BYOF.
Ah, yes, of course. The gypsies, they gave you your soul. The gypsies are filthy people. Ptui! We shall speak of them no more.
Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'
Natter 48 Contiguous States of Denial
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Nov 14, 2006 9:08:14 am PST #131 of 10007
hip deep in pie
Steph L. - Nov 14, 2006 9:10:56 am PST #132 of 10007
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I mostly use teaspoons to stir coffee, but I've just used the same spoon to measure the grounds, so using anything else for stirring makes no sense.
Pour the cream in the mug first, and then pour the coffee in the mug. Presto! No spoon required.
aurelia - Nov 14, 2006 9:11:14 am PST #133 of 10007
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Chopsticks, baybee!
Juliana's answer works for Tom, too.
bon bon - Nov 14, 2006 9:11:42 am PST #134 of 10007
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I only own three forks.
I can never have a dinner party.
What did I just say about TJ Maxx? I think people don't believe me. I would never buy kitchen supplies for full price.
Jesse - Nov 14, 2006 9:12:00 am PST #135 of 10007
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Pour the cream in the mug first, and then pour the coffee in the mug. Presto! No spoon required.
But I'm saying I already needed the spoon to make the coffee in the first place.
Tom Scola - Nov 14, 2006 9:12:22 am PST #136 of 10007
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
There was the time when I had a group of Buffistas visiting, and I had to ask megan walker to bring a corkscrew with her along with a bottle of wine.
tommyrot - Nov 14, 2006 9:12:26 am PST #137 of 10007
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Pour the cream in the mug first, and then pour the coffee in the mug. Presto! No spoon required.
That technique is inadequate for dissolving the sugar.
Sue - Nov 14, 2006 9:14:40 am PST #138 of 10007
hip deep in pie
I've had dinner parties where I had to borrow cutlery and plates. The last time I had more than two poeple over, I went to the dollar store and bought some dishes.
kat perez - Nov 14, 2006 9:14:45 am PST #139 of 10007
"We have trust issues." Mylar
I only own three forks.
I can never have a dinner party.
Finger food extravaganza!
Daisy Jane - Nov 14, 2006 9:15:36 am PST #140 of 10007
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
What did I just say about TJ Maxx?
See the problem with that is, I can get a whole wardrobe there for $150, and then I get back to the housewares and think "Oh maybe next time."