Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jan 08, 2007 11:56:19 am PST #9732 of 10004
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You should get an engraved Taser.

I've been rewatching Angel (yes, all of it - just hit Smile Time at 3 am last night) and I've come to the realisation - Angel is powerless against the taser.

Meanwhile, I've been writing up a history of my relationship with the Wallybee for the visa application. (Apparently "She rocks my world" is insufficient.) Step 1 was going through the old Bitches threads.


Jessica - Jan 08, 2007 12:00:26 pm PST #9733 of 10004
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

He wrote this book: [link] all about how to go from an arcane symptom to a diagnosis you might otherwise have missed.

OMG! I *must* buy this for my mother. Too cool.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 12:00:55 pm PST #9734 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Do I get a plaque for being Misanthrope of the Week?

No, but you get a box of sour candies to maintain your outlook.

and I've come to the realisation - Angel is powerless against the taser.

I did that!

Okay, not really, but I really advocated more taser use on the show.


beekaytee - Jan 08, 2007 12:00:55 pm PST #9735 of 10004
Compassionately intolerant

I just watched Smile Time last night too! Angel not catching Weregirl's flirting...seems a lot like some Buffistas! The ladies in transcription get it before he does. Typical! That little tuft of puppet stuffing stuck to the side of her mouth when she wakes up after nearly shredding puppet!Angel? Priceless detail.

My rewatch of season 5 has been a joy over the last rough days. I see so much more now...speaking of love...Fred's (Amy's) expression as she looks at Wesley before he gets her 'signals'. His look right after she kisses him? Melty.


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2007 12:02:02 pm PST #9736 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey bt - long time no... post with, or something....

I have an animal question. Are humans and other primates "more advanced" than other mammals in areas besides intelligence? Like, for example, the cardiovascular system. And I thought I read something a while back about humans (or maybe it was primates in general) having a better immune system than other mammals.

Or is our big brain the only thing where we're "better" than other mammals?


beekaytee - Jan 08, 2007 12:03:03 pm PST #9737 of 10004
Compassionately intolerant

billytea, while it's probably a task to do this history...what a great gift to have for your potential!children and/or future memory recall. 'The Story of Us' (not necessarily the Willis/Pfeiffer movie) is always fascinating.


Polter-Cow - Jan 08, 2007 12:04:59 pm PST #9738 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I've been rewatching Angel (yes, all of it - just hit Smile Time at 3 am last night) and I've come to the realisation - Angel is powerless against the taser.

Veronica Mars vs. Angel, Tuesdays at 9 on the CW.


Strix - Jan 08, 2007 12:06:13 pm PST #9739 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, all! My Net is connected this afternoon! First day back from Xmas vaca, and it was a good day. I missed my students, and I started three new units today: a novel, Oedipus, and poetry. Fun.

My students dubbed Aeschylus, Sophocles and Euripedes Escalade, Esophagus, and Uterus. .

I flirt with many people, but not all. I get along with most people in casual social environments, but if I don't like you, I will avoid you, and cut you cold if you get up in my face. I flirt weird with girls, though; I have no problem flirting hard with gay or bi girls, but I find that I do that when I know them better, cause I generally Flirt without Intent, there, although I find that good bi/gay girlfriends are more inclined to heavy gropage than good het guyfriends.

I don't have physical boundaries pretty much at all with good friends, but I don't like people I don't know well to hug me.


DavidS - Jan 08, 2007 12:06:29 pm PST #9740 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Or is our big brain the only thing where we're "better" than other mammals?

When Emmett and I took billytea boating on Stow Lake, we got an excellent disquisition on Senses That Animals Have That Humans Do Not.

So I'm curious about our animalian advantages.


Aims - Jan 08, 2007 12:07:27 pm PST #9741 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t aggravated foot tapping

B needs me. She didn't say as much, but she needs me. I can tell. But I have nowhere to put Em for four hours.

Dammit.

This is what happens when your babysitters go and have themselves a baby!