Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 05, 2007 2:11:41 am PST #9029 of 10004
What is even happening?

Oh Fay, loads of ma~ to Wee Sister, and to you, for your travels home.

Tep, I'm glad you're going to the doctor.

Fay, ~ma to your sister and anti~ma to the "friend." I've got nothing on the Empress, but I shall smite from the coast closest to Europe: May his pecker turn black and soft like 2 week-old bananas, and then may someone use it and his nuts to make soft pecker nut bread, preferably with him still attached to the aforementioned pecker and nuts.

d, I grew up outside of the Harrisburg area, and I've got family near Philly.

You can take the girl out of Sicily, but you can take the Sicily out of the girl. Holy cannoli, Maria, that's a curse, all right.


d - Jan 05, 2007 2:40:45 am PST #9030 of 10004
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Ugh. I hate waking up with my cranky-pants on.

Maria & AmyLiz, should you be in (my) town and need a respite from family, give me a holler!

Aimee, the dress looks really pretty.


Laura - Jan 05, 2007 3:33:47 am PST #9031 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.

Lovely Aimee! Yes, iron on tape is a nice way to hem. That is one looooong hem.

Off to breakfast with DH.....


d - Jan 05, 2007 3:35:20 am PST #9032 of 10004
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Grrr. My first appointment cancelled, so I'm here an extra hour longer than I need to be. It's going to be a hurry up and wait kind of day. Maybe I can nap.


Megan E. - Jan 05, 2007 3:50:18 am PST #9033 of 10004

YAY for Matilda in cute handknits! Thanks for posting the pics JZ and Hec.


smonster - Jan 05, 2007 4:01:10 am PST #9034 of 10004
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Let's see if I remember how to do this:

Okay-ma and smite-ma to Fay and sis.

Major, MAJOR okay-ma to Tep.

OMG so cute! on the Matilda and niecephew pics

Aimee! That dress is beautiful. I can't believe it's your first! You are making me think maybe just maybe someday I will learn to sew.

I'm in Philly burbs, near the Valley Forge National Park.

d, I grew up in Paoli/Malvern. Been to Valley Forge many a time for school trips and sledding.

::phew:: I'm rusty at this.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 05, 2007 4:02:25 am PST #9035 of 10004
What is even happening?

smonster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sumi - Jan 05, 2007 4:18:03 am PST #9036 of 10004
Art Crawl!!!

Aimee - wow! That dress really is excellent and you look great in it. Good job.


smonster - Jan 05, 2007 4:19:11 am PST #9037 of 10004
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Cindy!!!!!!!!!


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2007 4:19:31 am PST #9038 of 10004
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Okay, I just called the doctor's office, and am now waiting for the doctor or nurse to call me back. Sore abdomen this morning, no cramps (yet). It's probably just normal post-IUD side effects, but I'd rather be sure.