I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.

Spike ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 1:21:40 pm PST #8945 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And OMG that sweater set is adorable. Seriously.

Nice, huh? Megan made it for her. We've been waiting for her to grow into it.

She has so much personality already!

Gosh, Matilda's a person already! Not just a lump of cute babyflesh, but a Matilda.

Yep, she's definitely delumpified and is very engaged. The picture where she's chatting with Emmett she was vocalizing like crazy. Three maybe four consonant sounds!


Ginger - Jan 04, 2007 1:21:59 pm PST #8946 of 10004
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Baby cute! She's definitely got her own distinctive style now.

In the WTF category, my neighbor across the street just called to tell me about the accident she was in. She was slowing down to turn right into her driveway. She had her turn signal on. A woman in a van rear-ended her. Here's the conversation:

Neighbor: "Didn't you see my turn signal?"

Crazy motorist: "Yes."

Neighbor: "Then why did you hit me?"

Crazy motorist: "You were going slow and I was going fast."

Neighbor: Sputter, sputter, shout, curse

Crazy motorist: "I'm sorry you're upset."


Burrell - Jan 04, 2007 1:25:14 pm PST #8947 of 10004
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I love the babbling phase! Lucky you, Hec.

Today when I was in Costco I realized that I don't need to buy infant Motrin anymore, because really Isaac isn't an infant anymore. It made me sad.


Steph L. - Jan 04, 2007 1:27:12 pm PST #8948 of 10004
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I'm guessing that the cramping is from ovulation, not menstruation, esp since IME ovulation cramps are sharp and intense but last less than a day, and come at about this point in the cycle.

I don't get ovulation cramps -- just a twinge here and there.

It's probably just common side effects from the Mirena. They're just really fucking bad cramps, and they're just laughing at the ibuprofen that I took.

ION, Matilda is so cute that I am DED.


Glamcookie - Jan 04, 2007 1:32:43 pm PST #8949 of 10004
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Oh precious Matilda and her pretty pretty clothes!


DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 1:37:35 pm PST #8950 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Today when I was in Costco I realized that I don't need to buy infant Motrin anymore, because really Isaac isn't an infant anymore. It made me sad.

You'll be less sad when you buy your last package of diapers.


Aims - Jan 04, 2007 1:43:00 pm PST #8951 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

grumble

I hate being a girl .

grumble


beekaytee - Jan 04, 2007 1:44:55 pm PST #8952 of 10004
Compassionately intolerant

Speaking of crazy motorists...yet ANOTHER driver blew through a crosswalk where Bartleby and I happened to be this morning. Dude was looking down andtalking on a cellphone. Not even looking at the road, much less the red light!

If you ever hear of me being imprisoned for a Faith-like exploration of sharp-hot-cold-shocky torture techniques? It will be because some brainless motorist (in this case illegally chatting on a cellphone without a hands free device) hit my dog. ijs.


Steph L. - Jan 04, 2007 1:45:11 pm PST #8953 of 10004
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Right there with you, Aimee.


Aims - Jan 04, 2007 1:46:13 pm PST #8954 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Soon as I'm done having babies, I'm having all this shit taken out.

I'd rather shave my face three times aweek than deal with this shit anymore.