Today when I was in Costco I realized that I don't need to buy infant Motrin anymore, because really Isaac isn't an infant anymore. It made me sad.
You'll be less sad when you buy your last package of diapers.
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 1:37:35 pm PST #8950 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Aims - Jan 04, 2007 1:43:00 pm PST #8951 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
grumble
I hate being a girl .
grumble
beekaytee - Jan 04, 2007 1:44:55 pm PST #8952 of 10004
Compassionately intolerant
Speaking of crazy motorists...yet ANOTHER driver blew through a crosswalk where Bartleby and I happened to be this morning. Dude was looking down andtalking on a cellphone. Not even looking at the road, much less the red light!
If you ever hear of me being imprisoned for a Faith-like exploration of sharp-hot-cold-shocky torture techniques? It will be because some brainless motorist (in this case illegally chatting on a cellphone without a hands free device) hit my dog. ijs.
Steph L. - Jan 04, 2007 1:45:11 pm PST #8953 of 10004
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Right there with you, Aimee.
Aims - Jan 04, 2007 1:46:13 pm PST #8954 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Soon as I'm done having babies, I'm having all this shit taken out.
I'd rather shave my face three times aweek than deal with this shit anymore.
beekaytee - Jan 04, 2007 1:49:09 pm PST #8955 of 10004
Compassionately intolerant
Oh dear. That sounds awful. All the sympathy in the world!
d - Jan 04, 2007 1:50:36 pm PST #8956 of 10004
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.
Ooh, me too Aimee! (well, except the shaving part b/c I hates that almost as much)
That baby is verra cute. I really like the conversation with Emmett one, and how her hand is splayed.
DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 1:52:03 pm PST #8957 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I really like the conversation with Emmett one, and how her hand is splayed.
She was being super chatty. I think Emmett's getting the best smiles and most talk from her. He's familiar, but not background noise like the parents.
Aims - Jan 04, 2007 1:53:12 pm PST #8958 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Fuck a mousetrap. Someone go out there and invent a better uterus.
Polter-Cow - Jan 04, 2007 1:57:43 pm PST #8959 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Perhaps combine the two.