You guys had a riot? On account of me? A real riot?

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Jan 03, 2007 1:57:40 pm PST #8713 of 10004
Because books.

Oooh, bugger. Bugger's a good one.


Cashmere - Jan 03, 2007 2:03:36 pm PST #8714 of 10004
Now tagless for your comfort.

Oooh, bugger. Bugger's a good one.

He watched Four Weddings and a Funeral with me. I want extra credit if I can get him to say, "Bloody sod".


Amy - Jan 03, 2007 2:04:50 pm PST #8715 of 10004
Because books.

I want extra credit if I can get him to say, "Bloody sod".

Bwah!


Aims - Jan 03, 2007 2:05:12 pm PST #8716 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Em still says "poncy bugger", but only when prompted.


JZ - Jan 03, 2007 2:10:59 pm PST #8717 of 10004
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Gud, I'm so glad for you and your wife and your (as per usual) utterly beautiful kids.

ION, blah. I was just across the street lugging my wheeled basket full of clean laundry back to the apartment, feeling vaguely homemakery but still cute in my long tiny-houndstooth dress and brocade maternity jacket. Hair combed, even. Felt okay, until a homeless man with a shopping cart stopped me to ask solicitously whether I needed help getting all my stuff to the neighborhood shelter. Which was very kind of him, but damn, what an ego-fucking. Time to burn this dress.


Steph L. - Jan 03, 2007 2:14:53 pm PST #8718 of 10004
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Oh dear, JZ, I am so so so SO sorry for this, but I am laughing my ASS off! Just the absurdity of it, and the "oh, dear Lord"-ness of it.


Aims - Jan 03, 2007 2:18:54 pm PST #8719 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

JZ, I, too am so sorry he made you feel blah.

goes over to made me laugh for the same reasons corner with Steph.

I'm getting these [link] shoes for my costume.


JZ - Jan 03, 2007 2:21:55 pm PST #8720 of 10004
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Dear Tep and Aimée:

You? SUCK.

Love,

The Homeless Woman In Houndstooth


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 03, 2007 2:34:16 pm PST #8721 of 10004
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Hottest Homeless Woman EVAH!

I'm not here, I'm painting...


Lee - Jan 03, 2007 2:34:55 pm PST #8722 of 10004
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Err....

(that was me not laughing at JZ, and not erring at what Pete said)