I want extra credit if I can get him to say, "Bloody sod".
Bwah!
Shh! I kinda wanna hear me talking right now!
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Amy - Jan 03, 2007 2:04:50 pm PST #8715 of 10004
Because books.
Aims - Jan 03, 2007 2:05:12 pm PST #8716 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Em still says "poncy bugger", but only when prompted.
JZ - Jan 03, 2007 2:10:59 pm PST #8717 of 10004
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Gud, I'm so glad for you and your wife and your (as per usual) utterly beautiful kids.
ION, blah. I was just across the street lugging my wheeled basket full of clean laundry back to the apartment, feeling vaguely homemakery but still cute in my long tiny-houndstooth dress and brocade maternity jacket. Hair combed, even. Felt okay, until a homeless man with a shopping cart stopped me to ask solicitously whether I needed help getting all my stuff to the neighborhood shelter. Which was very kind of him, but damn, what an ego-fucking. Time to burn this dress.
Steph L. - Jan 03, 2007 2:14:53 pm PST #8718 of 10004
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Oh dear, JZ, I am so so so SO sorry for this, but I am laughing my ASS off! Just the absurdity of it, and the "oh, dear Lord"-ness of it.
Aims - Jan 03, 2007 2:18:54 pm PST #8719 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
JZ, I, too am so sorry he made you feel blah.
goes over to made me laugh for the same reasons corner with Steph.
I'm getting these [link] shoes for my costume.
JZ - Jan 03, 2007 2:21:55 pm PST #8720 of 10004
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Dear Tep and Aimée:
You? SUCK.
Love,
The Homeless Woman In Houndstooth
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 03, 2007 2:34:16 pm PST #8721 of 10004
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Hottest Homeless Woman EVAH!
I'm not here, I'm painting...
Lee - Jan 03, 2007 2:34:55 pm PST #8722 of 10004
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Err....
(that was me not laughing at JZ, and not erring at what Pete said)
DavidS - Jan 03, 2007 2:35:58 pm PST #8723 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The Homeless Woman In Houndstooth
This story would be even better if you'd had Lilly in her houndstooth check jacket with you. You could be like a stylishly coordinated homeless family.
sj - Jan 03, 2007 2:36:26 pm PST #8724 of 10004
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
(((JZ))) That sucks, but my guess is he was not in his right mind, because you always look fabulous.