What is your childhood trauma?

Cordelia ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Jan 03, 2007 6:48:11 am PST #8594 of 10004
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

"GOOD GIRL, DADDY!"

BWAH!


Steph L. - Jan 03, 2007 6:48:24 am PST #8595 of 10004
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Em barged in there, watched him pee, and then proclaimed, "GOOD GIRL, DADDY!"

I had to share that story with my co-workers, and they just cracked UP.


Aims - Jan 03, 2007 6:49:43 am PST #8596 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Joe and I were, too. She's high-larious without half trying.


Laura - Jan 03, 2007 6:51:31 am PST #8597 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.

Em barged in there, watched him pee, and then proclaimed, "GOOD GIRL, DADDY!"

I was quite jealous of my little brother and tried to pee standing up repeatedly when a wee one. Not a great plan.


Aims - Jan 03, 2007 6:53:25 am PST #8598 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Very typical for that sort of dress. Those colors are terrific.

Should I do a gold cord to match the sleeves, or a green cord to keep the flow of the dress? What would Eowyn do?? (Yes, she was my inspiration. Stop making that evil cackling sound.)


tommyrot - Jan 03, 2007 6:53:56 am PST #8599 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I was quite jealous of my little brother and tried to pee standing up repeatedly when a wee one. Not a great plan.

The cool thing about being able to direct your pee where you want is you can put out small fires.


Scrappy - Jan 03, 2007 6:54:24 am PST #8600 of 10004
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Me too, Laura!


Miracleman - Jan 03, 2007 6:54:49 am PST #8601 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

"GOOD GIRL, DADDY!"

I, myself, was very proud as well.


Miracleman - Jan 03, 2007 6:55:56 am PST #8602 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

The cool thing about being able to direct your pee where you want is you can put out small fires.

Also: Write your name in the snow without doing an embarassing waddle-dance.

eta: Double-posts, misspellings...hey, look! Coffee! BRAIN JUICE!


Miracleman - Jan 03, 2007 6:56:03 am PST #8603 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020