I wonder if this is karmic payback for laughing at Joe's mom newspaper that fell through?
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Nov 10, 2006 10:36:13 am PST #839 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
NoiseDesign - Nov 10, 2006 10:36:51 am PST #840 of 10004
Our wings are not tired
If that's the case a piano should fall on me any time now.
brenda m - Nov 10, 2006 10:38:58 am PST #841 of 10004
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Dear November,
We had a pretty decent October, and it looked like things were on an uptick. Why you wanna go and play us like that? Don't make us get all August on your ass. We banished that fucker, and mark my works, you won't be hearing from that month anytime soon.
In conclusion, shape the fuck up.
Yers,
Me.
Pix - Nov 10, 2006 10:42:38 am PST #842 of 10004
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Dear November,
Please don't drop a piano on ND. Despite the fact he's taunting Happy Fun Karma.
Love,
Kristin
Aims - Nov 10, 2006 10:46:26 am PST #843 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ok, my boss just brought me flowers.
He actually brought all of us flowers, but he gave me a big hug and said, "It' sbeen a rough week, and Joe's losing his job is a shit thing to happen. I'm so sorry."
Please pass the kleenex, my allergies are acting up again.
Polter-Cow - Nov 10, 2006 10:50:29 am PST #844 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Aww.
Daisy Jane - Nov 10, 2006 10:51:07 am PST #845 of 10004
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Aimee, much ~ma to y'all. Throwing as much good kharma westward as I can.
Also, insert standard rant about our culture's nauseating lip-service to the all-important family coupled with its willingness to cheerfully dick over anyone who actually makes his or her family a priority.
I don't even have a kid and this is a rant I'll get behind everytime.
Ailleann - Nov 10, 2006 10:53:17 am PST #846 of 10004
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
I don't even have a kid and this is a rant I'll get behind everytime.
Wrody McWrodcakes.
Aims - Nov 10, 2006 10:55:49 am PST #847 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Joe brought that up in his "exit interview". From what he's said, he really gave them an ear-full, in a calm, collected, intelligent manner. So much so, that his boss was on the verge of tears. He told them they were making amistake because he was one of the best reps they had. Boss said, "You are. You always have been." He looked right at her and said, "Yeah, well it's too bad performance doesn't count, isn't it?"
Daisy Jane - Nov 10, 2006 10:56:01 am PST #848 of 10004
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Seriously, I'm sure three days with a sick wife and kid were such a treat for him. Nice mini-vacation...
t sarcasm
Can't seem to turn that tag off.