Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Dec 23, 2006 8:57:17 am PST #7034 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I bought some orange and cinnamon lotion yesterday from Bath and Body Works. I just used it and it smells YUMMY!

Oh, I smelled that the other day, and it was delish! I'm thinking about getting some for my mom, cause she used to drink a lot of orange&spice tea, and everytime I was ill, she owuld make me milky O&S tea.

Huh, I am getting my dad Scottish breakfast tea for Xmas, and decaf Earl Grey for my sis. I think I WILL get the lotion for mom, and I will have a themed Xmas! (The theme is "I went to jail, I'm fucking broke as fuck, I love you, here is tea-stuff.")

I have CLEANED the whole closet o' doom!!! TWo giant bags of crap (including shoes I haven't worn for years) in the trash, and I found my hanging shoe storage thingie on the bottom, hung it up, and installed all of my shoes therein, which has freed about 6 sq. feet of floor pace from the front of my living room, which I laughingly call my "foyer."

Now it looks all...open and shit. It's creeping me out.


JenP - Dec 23, 2006 9:12:42 am PST #7035 of 10004

Nice work, Erin. Yeah, whenever I have a bunch of new space from cleaning, it weirds me out a little. This is not a problem I've had lately.


askye - Dec 23, 2006 9:20:02 am PST #7036 of 10004
Thrive to spite them

I just got back from Xmas shopping. I wasn't sure if my family secret giftee has pierced ears so I got this really pretty pendant with real flowers.

Then Dad calls and tells me that my secret giftee is really my almost 9 yr old second cousin-ish (he's my first cousin's kid) who is a boy, which throws a wrench into things. If this were his twin sister I would be fine. However, Dad said he has to go out and buy something and he thought of a good present my little cousin likes to read so Dad is going to pick up a Hardy Boys book. I think that's in the right age range.

Now I have to make a pile of Xmas gifts to return.


Steph L. - Dec 23, 2006 9:25:37 am PST #7037 of 10004
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Piltdown Man's left femur...Socrate's diary...and 12 oz. of weapon's-grade plutonium.

I was wondering WHERE I left those!

When I wrap Xmas presents, I always put something in the VCR that I've already seen, because that way I don't have to pay close attention, like I would with something new. Silly me, I put in the 6-hour (maybe 8?) BBC miniseries of The Buccaneers, and it's sucked me right in.


sj - Dec 23, 2006 9:34:35 am PST #7038 of 10004
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

TCG and I have been baking all day. So far we have made peppermint bark, brownies, and chocolate covered oreos. I am so disorganized that at one point I put the wax paper in the refrigerator. Next year I will not leave everything until the last minute. Of course, I say that every year.

Erin, you are brave to tackle that closet. I have moved twice in the past five years and I still have a junk closet filled with who knows what.


Strix - Dec 23, 2006 9:35:57 am PST #7039 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I was wondering WHERE I left those!

I think this means that my sanity, my favorite MAC lipstick and my emergency stash of Xanax are in a closet of yours, Tep, cause I can't find 'em anywhere.

(although I'm thinking the sanity and Xanax are a lost cause. I'm not giving up on the lipstick though -- it's discontinued, and the most important of the 3.)


Deena - Dec 23, 2006 9:37:38 am PST #7040 of 10004
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I just got home from the grocery store. Man it's crazy in there. I'd forgotten the saltines for the chili, that's all. I was in there almost an hour, standing in the express lane. The lady two people in front of me dropped a bottle of wine which, of course, exploded. The cashier called for clean-up. A goofy boy with red hair came over with a mop, walked in a confused circle on the broken glass, put the mop down, and tried to escape. He didn't even apply mop to floor. I took the mop, pushed all the glass out of the line of traffic (and my children's fingers) and put a wet floor sign up, fortuitously sitting at a nearby register that did not have a wet floor.

Good luck, Jen.


NoiseDesign - Dec 23, 2006 10:03:59 am PST #7041 of 10004
Our wings are not tired

I have to wrap Christmas presents for my family when I get back to Pasadena tonight. I have to pick up some cards for family but hopefully I can stop on the way to San Diego tomorrow and do that.


Hil R. - Dec 23, 2006 10:07:51 am PST #7042 of 10004
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

second cousin-ish (he's my first cousin's kid)

First cousin once removed.

I went present shopping yesterday. I skipped the mall, and went to the downtown area of the next town over. Got most of what I needed to get, but they are sadly lacking in a store that sells CDs or DVDs.


Pix - Dec 23, 2006 10:08:31 am PST #7043 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

My gate currently has the entire population of at least 3, possibily 4, Southwest flights attempting to fit in about 50 seats. Not pretty. Yes, I do kind of wish I'd spent the extra $150 to fly on another airline, why do you ask?

Sigh. It's cheap. It's cheap. Must keep repeating this mantra.