...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Dec 20, 2006 1:58:55 pm PST #6724 of 10004
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

has turned the pipe cleaner cuffs into a tiara.

There's a merit badge in this somewhere.


Deena - Dec 20, 2006 1:59:44 pm PST #6725 of 10004
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Did not! Somehow mine has been beaming her evil waves to yours! Or something...maybe it's the other way around. That means, if I just wrap Kara's head in tinfoil, she'll be normal! So to speak.

Edit:

merit badge

Bitch merit badges! Damn, we need those.


Glamcookie - Dec 20, 2006 2:00:32 pm PST #6726 of 10004
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Here's another photo of me with niecey and HK - now with nephew! [link]


Aims - Dec 20, 2006 2:05:34 pm PST #6727 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Somehow mine has been beaming her evil waves to yours!

I think all the Buffista sprog share the beams. It's like the Toddler Cabal.

One day they'll overthrow us and the stompies and take over the board changing the threads to "Blue's Clues 2: Throw the Gorram Dog a Clue Stick" and "Toddler Talk 13: How Many Times Can I Ask 'Why?'". Mark my words.


Amy - Dec 20, 2006 2:35:18 pm PST #6728 of 10004
Because books.

I want a cut and color now. I colored it on my own a week ago and it looks like crap. and while I love the idea of a short angled bob, I loathe and destest the growing out stage.

One day they'll overthrow us and the stompies and take over the board changing the threads to "Blue's Clues 2: Throw the Gorram Dog a Clue Stick" and "Toddler Talk 13: How Many Times Can I Ask 'Why?'". Mark my words.

Bwah!


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2006 3:08:03 pm PST #6729 of 10004
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hmm. That broccoli article sways me the other way, Hec. Now I'd want to only offer my kids 34 different sorts of food for 4 1/2 years.

It doesn't talk about damage though. Just that kids given a limited choice balance things out in the end.


Pix - Dec 20, 2006 3:20:15 pm PST #6730 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

Hey Empress, any chance MM could hang out at our house tomorrow morning-ish? UPS left me a msg saying that the box containing Drew's xmas gift cannot be delivered without someone present to sign for it, and I'm freaking out a bit. They tried to deliver the first time today, apparently.


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2006 3:22:04 pm PST #6731 of 10004
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kristin, you can also redirect it to another address. I ended up doing that more often than not.

It's incredibly insecure of them to let you, but I don't think I've been robbed that way. Yet.


Pix - Dec 20, 2006 3:24:44 pm PST #6732 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

ita thanks! I'll call tonight and see if I can do that. So A, the question becomes whether or not you mind me sending it to you...?


Cashmere - Dec 20, 2006 3:30:38 pm PST #6733 of 10004
Now tagless for your comfort.

Hmm. That broccoli article sways me the other way, Hec. Now I'd want to only offer my kids 34 different sorts of food for 4 1/2 years.

It doesn't talk about damage though. Just that kids given a limited choice balance things out in the end.

We put out a plate of part of whatever we're eating (in toddler portions), plus at least some fruit or cheese and whatever Owen eats, he eats.

I'm less worried about how much/what he eats than keeping him in his chair at least part of the time and keeping him from stealing whatever is on Olivia's tray or in her sippy cup. I'm too busy "civilizing" him to monitor what goes in his mouth. Sometimes I think he goes without getting anything in him but he doesn't cry of hunger and he doesn't seem to be wasting away.

Of course, this doesn't count the tookie/banana discussion we had recently, either.