One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Deena - Dec 20, 2006 1:40:01 pm PST #6716 of 10004
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I don't look like an 8-year-old boy.

Pfft. Please. Like that's even possible. It's entirely unpossible! There are too many curves of sexiness!


Sean K - Dec 20, 2006 1:48:56 pm PST #6717 of 10004
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Wow. Kara's starting in on the kink early.


DavidS - Dec 20, 2006 1:49:43 pm PST #6718 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm with Deena's Pfft. You're all delicious and sessy.

Kara with handcuffs seems like a bad idea.

Emmett has a pair of handcuffs and that was definitely a bad idea. Though they are just the magician kind with a hidden escape clasp.


amych - Dec 20, 2006 1:52:29 pm PST #6719 of 10004
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

8-year-old boy.

I was all "Inconceivable!" and then I realized it was already an x-post before I even mouthed the word.


Glamcookie - Dec 20, 2006 1:52:45 pm PST #6720 of 10004
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

My tummy hurts.


Deena - Dec 20, 2006 1:56:07 pm PST #6721 of 10004
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

{{GC}}

Kara will not be getting handcuffs, not even magician ones. She has let the bunny out of house arrest and has turned the pipe cleaner cuffs into a tiara.


Glamcookie - Dec 20, 2006 1:58:12 pm PST #6722 of 10004
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Kara rocks.


Aims - Dec 20, 2006 1:58:15 pm PST #6723 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Good lord, you stole my child.


amych - Dec 20, 2006 1:58:55 pm PST #6724 of 10004
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

has turned the pipe cleaner cuffs into a tiara.

There's a merit badge in this somewhere.


Deena - Dec 20, 2006 1:59:44 pm PST #6725 of 10004
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Did not! Somehow mine has been beaming her evil waves to yours! Or something...maybe it's the other way around. That means, if I just wrap Kara's head in tinfoil, she'll be normal! So to speak.

Edit:

merit badge

Bitch merit badges! Damn, we need those.