A jolly good bollocking.
readjusts head
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A jolly good bollocking.
readjusts head
Okee doke then.
So... back to work, Pinky?
Fuck it, Brain. Let's run on the wheel, get dizzy, and fall off. No more working today. Narf!
So... back to work, Pinky?
Remind me again why I decided to become a tech editor. I seem to have forgotten, and am filled with the need to go smite people. Smite, smite, smite! With the style guide and our legal documentation!
I can totally see you saying that too.
Not literally, of course, cos that would mean I was stood behind you...
Poor Jilli, ask Empress to do the smiting. She's a Pro-fesshy-nal.
Am I smiting the writers, Jilli?
ponders best way to smite writers that doesn't affect the editor.
Am I smiting the writers, Jilli?
Yes. Just one, but he needs to be smote (smited?) really really thoroughly.
cracks knuckles
May that writer find that when he uses the restroom, his hands do not reach his weiner, thereby causing him to pee on his feet.
wonders where everyone went