Giles, help! He's going to scold me!

Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Dec 19, 2006 1:07:47 pm PST #6488 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

A jolly good bollocking.

readjusts head


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Dec 19, 2006 1:12:15 pm PST #6489 of 10004
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Okee doke then.

So... back to work, Pinky?


Aims - Dec 19, 2006 1:13:03 pm PST #6490 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Fuck it, Brain. Let's run on the wheel, get dizzy, and fall off. No more working today. Narf!


Atropa - Dec 19, 2006 1:14:05 pm PST #6491 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

So... back to work, Pinky?

Remind me again why I decided to become a tech editor. I seem to have forgotten, and am filled with the need to go smite people. Smite, smite, smite! With the style guide and our legal documentation!


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Dec 19, 2006 1:14:24 pm PST #6492 of 10004
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I can totally see you saying that too.

Not literally, of course, cos that would mean I was stood behind you...


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Dec 19, 2006 1:15:18 pm PST #6493 of 10004
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Poor Jilli, ask Empress to do the smiting. She's a Pro-fesshy-nal.


Aims - Dec 19, 2006 1:19:38 pm PST #6494 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Am I smiting the writers, Jilli?

ponders best way to smite writers that doesn't affect the editor.


Atropa - Dec 19, 2006 1:22:22 pm PST #6495 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Am I smiting the writers, Jilli?

Yes. Just one, but he needs to be smote (smited?) really really thoroughly.


Aims - Dec 19, 2006 1:24:45 pm PST #6496 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

cracks knuckles

May that writer find that when he uses the restroom, his hands do not reach his weiner, thereby causing him to pee on his feet.


Aims - Dec 19, 2006 1:29:56 pm PST #6497 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

wonders where everyone went