Flames wouldn't be eternal if they actually consumed anything.

Lilah ,'Not Fade Away'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Dec 19, 2006 9:24:42 am PST #6401 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

guess what?

You've turned into a snake?


DCJensen - Dec 19, 2006 9:26:00 am PST #6402 of 10004
All is well that ends in pizza.

Not again...


beth b - Dec 19, 2006 9:26:01 am PST #6403 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Obesity Warnings May Appear on Clothes for Overweight People

Has anybody proved that warning labels do anything?


Sean K - Dec 19, 2006 9:26:01 am PST #6404 of 10004
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

you are going to buy him the rock?

GASP! That's SO AWESOME, Aims! You shouldn't have. You guys can't afford to buy me a $7,500 geode with Joe out of work.

I mean, I'll take it. I love you guys, but not enough to to turn a frivolous purchase that beautiful....


Sean K - Dec 19, 2006 9:27:02 am PST #6405 of 10004
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Has anybody proved that warning labels do anything?

Yes! It has been proven (though not conclusively) that warning labels successfully cover the ass of the manufacturer in question.


Connie Neil - Dec 19, 2006 9:28:16 am PST #6406 of 10004
brillig

warning labels successfully cover the ass of the manufacturer in question.

Especially if that warning label is big enough.


Aims - Dec 19, 2006 9:35:01 am PST #6407 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t bangs head on giant rock

Joe and I are going to MICHIGAN!! We're going to Con!!


DavidS - Dec 19, 2006 9:35:09 am PST #6408 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Good Things About Current Temp Assignment:

Own office with view.
Desk situated so computer faces me and nobody can sneak up on me.
Workload is grinding through a backlog of stuff. Steady but nothing crazy urgent. Some computer, some files. Not difficult but requiring some database familiarity. Could go on for a while.
Free fruit (bananas, apples, pears, persimmons, pomegrantes)
Free crackers (Wheat Thins, Ritz, Club, Saltine...)
Starbucks Coffee Machine that fresh grinds beans for your coffee
Free water and juice (including the fizzy water I usually pay for)
Free Cup O' Soups (five flavors)
Nice (if harried) supervisor

Negatives
None really. Except for the whole "they made me do stuff I didn't really want to do" aspect. Plus getting up and going to work. Still, if you gotta have a temp assignment...

Incidentally, while I'm in the same building as my previous job, I use a different elevator bank. So I only run into people in the lobby.


Trudy Booth - Dec 19, 2006 9:38:05 am PST #6409 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Obesity Warnings May Appear on Clothes for Overweight People

Warning, Fatty, wearing this clothing allows you to go out in public?

Warning: Hey! You're really big! This Shirt is proof!

The Surgeon General has determined that if you wear this you need to lose a few. Just FYI in case you didn't know.


DCJensen - Dec 19, 2006 9:38:44 am PST #6410 of 10004
All is well that ends in pizza.

Free fruit (bananas, apples, pears, persimmons, pomegrantes)

Pomegranates?!? Cool.