guess what?
You've turned into a snake?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
guess what?
You've turned into a snake?
Not again...
Obesity Warnings May Appear on Clothes for Overweight People
Has anybody proved that warning labels do anything?
you are going to buy him the rock?
GASP! That's SO AWESOME, Aims! You shouldn't have. You guys can't afford to buy me a $7,500 geode with Joe out of work.
I mean, I'll take it. I love you guys, but not enough to to turn a frivolous purchase that beautiful....
Has anybody proved that warning labels do anything?
Yes! It has been proven (though not conclusively) that warning labels successfully cover the ass of the manufacturer in question.
warning labels successfully cover the ass of the manufacturer in question.
Especially if that warning label is big enough.
t bangs head on giant rock
Joe and I are going to MICHIGAN!! We're going to Con!!
Good Things About Current Temp Assignment:
Own office with view.
Desk situated so computer faces me and nobody can sneak up on me.
Workload is grinding through a backlog of stuff. Steady but nothing crazy urgent. Some computer, some files. Not difficult but requiring some database familiarity. Could go on for a while.
Free fruit (bananas, apples, pears, persimmons, pomegrantes)
Free crackers (Wheat Thins, Ritz, Club, Saltine...)
Starbucks Coffee Machine that fresh grinds beans for your coffee
Free water and juice (including the fizzy water I usually pay for)
Free Cup O' Soups (five flavors)
Nice (if harried) supervisor
Negatives
None really. Except for the whole "they made me do stuff I didn't really want to do" aspect. Plus getting up and going to work. Still, if you gotta have a temp assignment...
Incidentally, while I'm in the same building as my previous job, I use a different elevator bank. So I only run into people in the lobby.
Obesity Warnings May Appear on Clothes for Overweight People
Warning, Fatty, wearing this clothing allows you to go out in public?
Warning: Hey! You're really big! This Shirt is proof!
The Surgeon General has determined that if you wear this you need to lose a few. Just FYI in case you didn't know.
Free fruit (bananas, apples, pears, persimmons, pomegrantes)
Pomegranates?!? Cool.