Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Obesity Warnings May Appear on Clothes for Overweight People
Warning, Fatty, wearing this clothing allows you to go out in public?
Warning: Hey! You're really big! This Shirt is proof!
The Surgeon General has determined that if you wear this you need to lose a few. Just FYI in case you didn't know.
Free fruit (bananas, apples, pears, persimmons, pomegrantes)
Pomegranates?!? Cool.
Warning: Hey! You're really big! This Shirt is proof!
I have a t-shirt that says in large letters across the front :
Pssst...
I'm HUGE!
It doesn't specify, though...
Joe and I are going to MICHIGAN!! We're going to Con!!
I saw that. That's very cool. I'm very jealous.
Free pomegranates is also very cool. I'd be jealous, except there's a tree in our back yard that throws them at me every year, so I'm good.
there's a tree in our back yard that throws them at me every year
You live next door to a Whomping Pomegranate?
Daniel made the thread blue.
Blue-er....
there's a tree in our back yard that throws them at me every year, so I'm good.
The Pummeling Pomegranate?
You live next door to a Whomping Pomegranate?
If you take nothing else away from The Wizard of Oz, it should be the lesson that trees like to throw their own fruit at people.
Daniel made the thread blue.
I fixed it! I did!
Free pomegranates is also very cool.
Also, several types of pear. So if you don't like D'anjou, you can have Barlett. Oranges and grapefruits too. Sodas are only 25 cents.
It's the best stocked free kitchen I think I've seen. I wonder if it'll all go away after their merger on the first.