Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I think that people who are horrified by the thought of gay marriage-- which to them is an unnatural act, the perpetrators of which wish to pretend, and wish everyone else to pretend as well, is sanctified by God and a moral society (marriage=sanctified by God)-- realize that their horror is not a logical basis on which to build an argument, so they make up things to make it sound reasonable, including undermining other marriages and health care issues.
Though, I could be talking out of my horror.
Aimee, my Target was sold out of cookie cutters (BASTARDS!). But I found a set of four at Kroger for less than $5. I needed some frosting and sprinkles, anyway so that worked out nicely.
I think we're going to do cookies on Wednesday night, instead, though. Putting up the tree took all our extra energy and tomorrow night we're going to the zoo for the Christmas lights.
I'm flying home on Wednesday, and I haven't flown since April. What are the new crazy airline rules? Can I bring a sandwich? My iPod Shuffle? Books? A machete?
P-C, what kind of sandwich? Ham, would be ok. PB&J might be suspect.
TSA's list. I think you're ok with ipods and books. Check the machete.
Hmm. OK:
YAY to new jobs, Kara's stories, finding Laura's purse-stealer, and porn
BOO to accidents, annoying professors, smoking people upstairs, crying babies, AND THE FACT THAT I HAVE STREP THROAT AGAIN. Sigh.
TSA has a 3-1-1 rule.
You can have liquids if they are in 3 oz bottles (or less)-- as in the bottle holds 3 ozs or less, in a 1 quart clear plastic ziploc bag and 1 bag per person.
Yes, it has to be 1 quart bag. And the bottle can only hold 3 ozs. It can't be a 6 oz bottle with only 1oz in it.
Also do no wrap any presents you plan to carry on, they will be unwrapped to be inspected.
Oh! And once you are past the check point you can purchase drinks and take those on board the plane.
P-C, what kind of sandwich? Ham, would be ok. PB&J might be suspect.
Turkey! Or...chicken. One of the two.
I still only need to get there an hour before, right?
Also do no wrap any presents you plan to carry on, they will be unwrapped to be inspected.
Oh, shit, thank you! I must remember to check those.
Even checked, they will still likely be unwrapped and inspected, so wrap upon arrival.
Well, that totally blows. And I went to such trouble to get them wrapped, too.
P-C, spend the extra money to ship them out, then. If you ship them tomorrow priority, they'll definitely get there in time and be nicely wrapped still. Plus, then you don't have to deal with them.
