Kara (ours): I Have 100% PENIS.
I think Kara has been sending me spam.
Kara: arms spread wide I HAVE THE BIGGEST PENIS IN THE WORLD.
Well, she IS Tyrone.
Xander: Am I right, Giles? Giles: I'm almost certain you're not. Though, to be fair, I haven't been
listening.
'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Dec 16, 2006 5:35:02 pm PST #6032 of 10004
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Steph L. - Dec 16, 2006 5:43:01 pm PST #6033 of 10004
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Cereal:
Return of the King is on TNT, and I just feel compelled to say: Denethor is crazy, yo.
And I can live quite nicely without ever seeing Shelob again.
t edit And I love Eowyn.
Lee - Dec 16, 2006 5:43:02 pm PST #6034 of 10004
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Teppy! I am drinking a Sam Adams Winter ale. I like it, but not quite as much as the Solstice, which I need more of.
Steph L. - Dec 16, 2006 5:44:06 pm PST #6035 of 10004
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Did I tell you that the Winter Solstice was kick-ass, or what? It's SO good. It's, like, *magic* beer.
Lee - Dec 16, 2006 5:45:04 pm PST #6036 of 10004
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
It really is.
DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 5:45:28 pm PST #6037 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Walking away is an excellent strategy when you can put the baby in a safe crib/bassinet and close the door.
I also remember it being a good time to vacuum.
JZ is slowly learning why it took me ten years to screw my courage to the sticking point and have a second child.
Kara (ours): I Have 100% PENIS.
It's the best kind to have! You don't want one that's 85% penis and 15% zucchini.
SuziQ - Dec 16, 2006 5:47:28 pm PST #6038 of 10004
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
The vacuum used to put K-Bug to sleep oh so many years ago. Now I can't get her near one. Hmmmmmmm.
DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 5:53:07 pm PST #6039 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The vacuum used to put K-Bug to sleep oh so many years ago.
White noise is soothing. I know people that successfully put their squalling child to sleep with help of a blow dryer. Of course, warm air and white noise is a magic combination.
Cashmere - Dec 16, 2006 5:54:08 pm PST #6040 of 10004
Now tagless for your comfort.
JZ is slowly learning why it took me ten years to screw my courage to the sticking point and have a second child.
DH handles the crying much better than I do. He would take the worst cranky-evening shifts and tell me to leave the house for an hour--because he knew the screaming just ate my soul. I still don't know how he does it. He's either going deaf or he's a super hero who specializes in babies.
Kara continues to crack my shit up.
Teppy, I'm watching RotK, too! Eowyn rocks.
Hil R. - Dec 16, 2006 6:16:53 pm PST #6041 of 10004
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Kara totally cracks me up.
Right now, I'm trying to puree some dried mangos. AINotFG. The recipe says to puree the dried mangos, as if there were a relatively simple undertaking. It's so not. They simply will not puree. I've got them soaking in some water now, and I'll try it again in a few minutes, to see if that made it any easier.
(I think the problem might be that I'm trying to do this with a blender, and the proper tool is a food processor. But still. I turn the blender on for a minute, turn it off, and the mangos are still just sitting there, mocking me.)