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Ailleann - Dec 13, 2006 9:42:11 am PST #5429 of 10004

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OMGWTF.

So we were trying to plan a holiday get-together this weekend, basically as an excuse to all get together and have a nice meal. (Something I thought we were finally old enough to do.)

Now my not!ex, who was going to host the shindig at his apartment, has thrown a hissy fit over the purchase and transport of the bird (which is the responsibility of another person) and isn't going to take responsibility for the turkey and stuffing.

So in addition to not having my friends' presents all completed or wrapped, I now have to do extra shopping, get extra ingredients, and probably spend all of Friday night and Saturday cooking by myself.

Please, help me restrain the urge to slaughter him.

Miracleman - Dec 13, 2006 9:51:29 am PST #5430 of 10004

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Please, help me restrain the urge to slaughter him.

No. I think you should encourage that urge.

Just think: Slaughtered not!ex is good eating. No more turkey worries.

You may need extra stuffing, however.

Aims - Dec 13, 2006 9:55:31 am PST #5431 of 10004

Shit's all sorts of different now.

You may need extra stuffing, however.

Nah, less. With his head in the cavity and all.

Polter-Cow - Dec 13, 2006 9:57:35 am PST #5432 of 10004

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Kristin, I'm sorry about your friend.

Also, Aimee, the answer to your tag is "So Emeline doesn't fall off."

Trudy Booth - Dec 13, 2006 10:03:42 am PST #5433 of 10004

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I just got through a two hour meeting that barely applied to me by playing FCM with my friends.

That's not bad, right?

Notes! I'm taking notes!

Ailleann - Dec 13, 2006 10:10:08 am PST #5434 of 10004

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With his head in the cavity and all.

Yeah, his FAT HEAD is taking up all the room.

I had no idea until today that he was married to Raq.

beth b - Dec 13, 2006 10:12:32 am PST #5435 of 10004

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I just lost the battle with my xmas tree... maybe after work...

Miracleman - Dec 13, 2006 10:14:25 am PST #5436 of 10004

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I just lost the battle with my xmas tree... maybe after work...

Next time, go for the eyes.

Also, sometimes there's a weak spot on their underbelly where the bark armor has worn away...shoot an arrow in there and it's as good as dead.

tommyrot - Dec 13, 2006 10:20:44 am PST #5437 of 10004

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Next time, go for the eyes.

Also, sometimes there's a weak spot on their underbelly where the bark armor has worn away...shoot an arrow in there and it's as good as dead.

Sometimes, if you say "Check-mate" they'll get confused and concede....

Cass - Dec 13, 2006 10:21:55 am PST #5438 of 10004

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Kristin, I'm so sorry to here about your friend's death. Peace to you, and his family and friends as well.

I picked an excellent time to travel. The airport is absolutely dead because everyone is traveling next week.

Some of us idiots are doing both. Oh god, whyyyyyyy?

I should make sure I leave Friday and not tomorrow, come to think of it.

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