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William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Dec 12, 2006 6:14:18 pm PST #5293 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

sending calm towards EM- she needs the extra calm vibes.

And a Xanax scrip. Seriously, she's flipping out like eighteen mammals.


ChiKat - Dec 12, 2006 6:21:35 pm PST #5294 of 10004
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay for good dates, meara!!

EM's life needs some serious boredom right about now. Yikes! That's just horrible.

(pssst! beth is a poopyhead!)


Sparky1 - Dec 12, 2006 6:23:07 pm PST #5295 of 10004
Librarian Warlord

And a Xanax scrip. Seriously, she's flipping out like eighteen mammals.

This rubs me the wrong way, Hec. I can't help but think that she's got a perfectly good reason for flipping out. And also, any time a male of the species suggests that a female of the species is getting hysterical over something and should be medicated -- well, my hackles are raised.

Calm ~ma for EM.

I have to wonder, beth, if your boss told the other library you're a poopyhead. Now that would be a reference worth some discussion!


meara - Dec 12, 2006 6:25:18 pm PST #5296 of 10004

Actually used the word "poopyhead"?!? Wow. Even in jest, that seems a little odd out of anyone over the age of four...

OK, is it time for my next date yet? Cause really, this whole "going to work" and "calling and setting up a date" and "waiting for it to be time for the date" thing is going to be LAME, I can already tell.


Sparky1 - Dec 12, 2006 6:29:00 pm PST #5297 of 10004
Librarian Warlord

OK, is it time for my next date yet? Cause really, this whole "going to work" and "calling and setting up a date" and "waiting for it to be time for the date" thing is going to be LAME, I can already tell.

Not lame! Exciting! (and you forgot the "waiting for meara to post about her date" part -- oh, wait, that's our problem, nevermind)


ChiKat - Dec 12, 2006 6:31:57 pm PST #5298 of 10004
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

OK, is it time for my next date yet? Cause really, this whole "going to work" and "calling and setting up a date" and "waiting for it to be time for the date" thing is going to be LAME, I can already tell.

How cute is meara? I love this part. The anticipation. The butterflies. The shiny new.


Vortex - Dec 12, 2006 6:37:27 pm PST #5299 of 10004
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Actually used the word "poopyhead"?!? Wow. Even in jest, that seems a little odd out of anyone over the age of four...

heh. one of the rugby guys once called another guy a pottymouth for cussing in front of one of the kids. Of course, that started a fight that ended up with my guy threatening to get a hammer from his truck.


meara - Dec 12, 2006 6:37:50 pm PST #5300 of 10004

It's terrible, I'm all burbly, and yet, I should really go to bed and get some sleep.

However, at least when I go to work, I will get to tell my tale to my coworkers--and show them the cute postcard thing she drew me! SO CUTE!!! (She called it her "arts and crafts project")


Vortex - Dec 12, 2006 6:41:37 pm PST #5301 of 10004
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

hey, I wanna see the cute postcard thing!


Ginger - Dec 12, 2006 6:49:28 pm PST #5302 of 10004
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Meara date: Awwww.

EM: Has every reason to flip out, poor thing.