Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?

'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Volans - Dec 11, 2006 7:14:16 pm PST #5124 of 10004
move out and draw fire

Alas, the thing that the Breakfast with Santa *really* needed, IMO, was ND's punch for the parents. Mal's reaction to the horror that is Santa Claus: [link]


Laga - Dec 11, 2006 7:14:46 pm PST #5125 of 10004
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Might be knd of silly looking. Drew et al can deal.

picturing a parade of folks through the bedroom while Kristin is trying to sleep with a thing in her mouth.


Cass - Dec 11, 2006 7:14:59 pm PST #5126 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Kill. Me. Now.

Cramps of fracking doom. And my heating pad committed suicide at some point. Man, and I thought I would be happy to be done with PMS this month. Now I miss the carefree mood swings and the frisson of painfully swollen breasts. Those were the good days, man.

I sure hope I have a narcotic hidden around here somewhere. Maybe something for the nausea. These are the days I wish House were my doctor. He'd be an ass, sure, but he'd hand over the Vicodin without a fight.


Cass - Dec 11, 2006 7:17:07 pm PST #5127 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Mal is wonderful. And your captions, Raq? Make me actually laugh every time.

Oh, and he crunches leaves!!! Which, okay, not as funny for us as the being frightened of grass, but at least he's deigned to step on some vegetation.


brenda m - Dec 11, 2006 7:26:53 pm PST #5128 of 10004
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ok, laga. See if I try to be delicate again. (I'm apparently not very good at it. Which is actually no surpise. To me, or, probably, anyone.)

Oh, Mal. Also - you are so right. They are lying to you! (Is this the right time to bring up my kid-Santa = dog-mailman theory? Probably not.)


Laga - Dec 11, 2006 7:28:27 pm PST #5129 of 10004
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

/end snarky

sorry brenda


Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2006 7:35:19 pm PST #5130 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I sure hope I have a narcotic hidden around here somewhere.

NOBODYS FAULT BUT YOUR OWN, MISSY!!!!!

Raq, that baby is redunculous.


Cass - Dec 11, 2006 7:40:58 pm PST #5131 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Yeah, there are days I miss being fifteen miles from Tijuana. This? One of them.

Know what can pass for a heating pad? A laptop. Hard to get it in the right place but it is warm.

Drat, I just went back far enough that Mal now will deign to step on grass. Bother. I must have missed that before.

eta: Woot! Far enough back that Mal is once more afraid of the evil grass. The Grass is Going to Keeeeeeeeeeeell Me Summer was a good one. For us, I mean. Probably stressful for the actual parents.


brenda m - Dec 11, 2006 7:42:25 pm PST #5132 of 10004
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Heh. No worries.


SuziQ - Dec 11, 2006 7:43:29 pm PST #5133 of 10004
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Paper is DONE.

Ok. Now what?

Cass, I can snitch some of mom's narcotics, but I'm not sure about stuffing them through the interwebs.

Mal is adorable.