Ok, laga. See if I try to be delicate again. (I'm apparently not very good at it. Which is actually no surpise. To me, or, probably, anyone.)
Oh, Mal. Also - you are so right. They are lying to you! (Is this the right time to bring up my kid-Santa = dog-mailman theory? Probably not.)
I sure hope I have a narcotic hidden around here somewhere.
NOBODYS FAULT BUT YOUR OWN, MISSY!!!!!
Raq, that baby is redunculous.
Yeah, there are days I miss being fifteen miles from Tijuana. This? One of them.
Know what can pass for a heating pad? A laptop. Hard to get it in the right place but it is warm.
Drat, I just went back far enough that Mal now will deign to step on grass. Bother. I must have missed that before.
eta: Woot! Far enough back that Mal is once more afraid of the evil grass. The Grass is Going to Keeeeeeeeeeeell Me Summer was a good one. For us, I mean. Probably stressful for the actual parents.
Paper is DONE.
Ok. Now what?
Cass, I can snitch some of mom's narcotics, but I'm not sure about stuffing them through the interwebs.
Mal is adorable.
Know what can pass for a heating pad? A laptop. Hard to get it in the right place but it is warm.
Can you position a kitty?
Suzi, a real friend would at least try.
::Opens mouth::
::Sticks cat5 in::
::Waits::
Kittenish stopped being a lap cat yesterday. She's got no sense of timing.
Suzi, a real friend would at least try.
A real friend should probably test them first to make sure you are getting the good stuff.
Kill. Me. Now.
Cramps of fracking doom.
Man, I feel you. Let me just say --
IUD
= weird intermittent INCREDIBLY STRONG cramps, as well as fun random unpredictable
spotting which is often, frankly, heavier than "spotting."
But it's mostly the cramps that are annoying me. But, hey -- worry-free sex, yo.