Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 11, 2006 4:09:34 am PST #4974 of 10004
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

ion, I thought pigs in blankets were sausages wrapped in bacon. Only not 'hot dogs', because hot dogs are the food of satan. Real sausages. Sausages that are nice. Wrapped in bacon, to make them even nicer.

YES, this is what I had at a (british) friend's house over the weekend, and I was going to scamper in and report! Delicious sausage, surrounded by delicious bacon.

PC, good luck with the sticking to your phone plan. It's worth it... if it were me, I wouldn't want any more obligation to them (i.e., them paying the bill) or their involvement in my personal life in any way.

I think the broken record, not-lying approach is the best way to go. It will be a battle (because it's about more than just the phone) but I think it's one worth sticking to your guns for.

ION, geez, I'm tired. I spent all weekend cleaning and then having Tom's boss + wife over for dinner last night. (they are getting a kitchen renovation and have previously not-so-subtly hinted that a home cooked meal would be great.) We made cassolet with chicken thighs, lamb shoulder, andoille sausage, and flagolet beans. Loaf of bread, salad= dinner. Also, it went great with our porter!


Fred Pete - Dec 11, 2006 4:23:05 am PST #4975 of 10004
Ann, that's a ferret.

Exactly. Broken record.


tommyrot - Dec 11, 2006 4:36:35 am PST #4976 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

PC, you've gotten some good advice--and, there's an actual term for what people are advising you to do. It's called "broken record." It's taught in assertiveness training. Just stick to your values, and keep saying the same thing over and over again.

Huh. I think everyone in the Bush administration must have received this training.


brenda m - Dec 11, 2006 4:45:17 am PST #4977 of 10004
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Did you hear yesterday's bit of inanity? According to Soulless Leader, the problem in Iraq is that we are not succeeding as quickly as he had hoped.

Hugo Chavez's "smell of sulfur" bit is ringing truer and truer every day, I swear.


vw bug - Dec 11, 2006 4:48:13 am PST #4978 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

Huh. I think everyone in the Bush administration must have received this training.

Suddenly, things are making much more sense.


tommyrot - Dec 11, 2006 4:51:09 am PST #4979 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Did you hear yesterday's bit of inanity? According to Soulless Leader, the problem in Iraq is that we are not succeeding as quickly as he had hoped.

So that's a linguistic conundrum. If, say, the rate of achievement of success is lower than he had hoped, then that makes sense. But can he still say that if the rate of achievement of success is negative?


Vortex - Dec 11, 2006 5:55:51 am PST #4980 of 10004
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

We're going ice skating. I suggested it, asked how she felt about ice skating--fun, or a trip to the ER? She said fun cause she'd see me, and hey, the ER has good drugs. Whee! :)

Sounds like a keeper!

I spent all weekend cleaning and then having Tom's boss + wife over for dinner last night. (they are getting a kitchen renovation and have previously not-so-subtly hinted that a home cooked meal would be great.) We made cassolet with chicken thighs, lamb shoulder, andoille sausage, and flagolet beans. Loaf of bread, salad= dinner. Also, it went great with our porter!

so, I know that I live in an apartment and everything, but you'd believe me if I said that my kitchen was being renovated and I needed you to invite me over for dinner, right? You wouldn't even have to clean!


Aims - Dec 11, 2006 6:15:36 am PST #4981 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

For the Empress. A new tagline. As I am watching Season 3, episode 2, this line came up and it seemed to fit.

Must have been a Season 3 Sunday. Joe and I watched the entire season yesterday.

Why, you ask?

Because I was sick as a dog. First hangover in 10 years. Nausea. Bad nausea. Still have some of it today.

Lots of fun *was* had, as were mass quantities of punch. Too much punch. I was terrified to open my email this morning for fear of the "You giant drunk loser ass."

Joe's advice is that in order for me to not get so drunk, so quickly, I need to drink more. I fear he is a troll with the logic.

At least the evening provided me with a new tagline.


Pix - Dec 11, 2006 6:28:21 am PST #4982 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

t giggles helplessly

Aims, you were not a "giant drunk loser ass." To the contrary, you were the hit of the party! Drunk!Empress is way fun. As for Joe's advice, I think that he is underestimating the role that Teh Punch played in your illness. Perhaps a bit less next time?

ION, I'm a proud school teacher-mama today. Archer was on the front page of the LA Times as a model school for its committment to racial, ethnic, and socioecononimc diversity!

Clicky link here.


Aims - Dec 11, 2006 6:30:25 am PST #4983 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

To the contrary, you were the hit of the party! Drunk!Empress is way fun.

I love Drunk!Empress. But I hate that that bitch leaves and makes Aims pay for her fun. Having multiple personalities is way tiring.

Perhaps a bit less next time?

And standing a bit further away from the fumes it emits.

And yay good school!! That's very awesome.