What the fuck do I do??
Borrow a cat?
Buffy: So how'd she get away with the bad mojo stuff? Anya: Giles sold it to her. Giles: Well, I didn't know it was her. I mean, how could I? If it's any consolation, I may have overcharged her.
'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Nov 05, 2006 8:16:31 pm PST #44 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Polter-Cow - Nov 05, 2006 8:19:07 pm PST #45 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Do you have to do something right now?
Sleep without fear?
I screamed like a little girl. Or a little girl trapped in a big boy's body. It was a scream, not a shriek.
Also, it could be a small rat, for all I know. There's been construction across the road.
Emily - Nov 05, 2006 8:21:03 pm PST #46 of 10004
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
It's most likely a mouse, though. Yeah, try to catch it, I'd say. We went with a dustpan, though we had the advantage of the cat chasing it into the dustpan (man, those things are FAST).
tommyrot - Nov 05, 2006 8:21:55 pm PST #47 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, it could be a small rat, for all I know. There's been construction across the road.
If it was wearing red pants, then it was a mouse.
Emily - Nov 05, 2006 8:24:19 pm PST #48 of 10004
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Laugh it up, fuzzball. It won't seem so funny when it's your ambiguously-specied rodent!
...or maybe it will. Who can say? Also, I'm not really calling you a fuzzball. That's a movie quote. Just so you know.
(ETA: Specied? That's not a word, is it?)
Polter-Cow - Nov 05, 2006 8:26:42 pm PST #49 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Maybe I'll just sit here and cry.
Wow, I'm going to make a terrible husband.
tommyrot - Nov 05, 2006 8:29:15 pm PST #50 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It won't seem so funny when it's your ambiguously-specied rodent!
Hey, I've had at least three mice since I've lived here. I consider myself lucky that I haven't accidentally stepped on their bodies after my cat killed them.
DavidS - Nov 05, 2006 8:31:44 pm PST #51 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Trust me, there isn't anything I won't try at least once.
One of the many sexy things about Sail.
Maybe I'll just sit here and cry.
If you cry on the mouse's head the salt will make him melt!
No wait...Uhm. Slug. Yeah.
You know if you keep screaming the mouse will be scared and won't come out because you are approximately 100 times bigger than the mouse. The mouse is about the size of your big toe (not counting the tail). So you are like...Appa sized. And it's but an Aang. You can kind of crush it by accident before it can do you harm
Sean K - Nov 05, 2006 8:37:08 pm PST #52 of 10004
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Still has that new thread smell.
I've had a mouse in my apartment before, with a cat trying to kill it. Except she was very conent to just toy with it. It eventually got away from her and hid in the couch until we could catch hold of it and toss it outside. Poor thing.
How's things peeps?
Polter-Cow - Nov 05, 2006 8:39:01 pm PST #53 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
You can kind of crush it by accident before it can do you harm
To be honest, I'm wanting to cry just at the thought of killing it.