I'm so sorry, but if it makes you feel any better, my fun-time-Buffy party night involved watching a robot throw Spike through a window, so if you want to trade... no wait, I wouldn't give up that memory for anything.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Nov 05, 2006 8:31:44 pm PST #51 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Trust me, there isn't anything I won't try at least once.

One of the many sexy things about Sail.

Maybe I'll just sit here and cry.

If you cry on the mouse's head the salt will make him melt!

No wait...Uhm. Slug. Yeah.

You know if you keep screaming the mouse will be scared and won't come out because you are approximately 100 times bigger than the mouse. The mouse is about the size of your big toe (not counting the tail). So you are like...Appa sized. And it's but an Aang. You can kind of crush it by accident before it can do you harm


Sean K - Nov 05, 2006 8:37:08 pm PST #52 of 10004
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Still has that new thread smell.

I've had a mouse in my apartment before, with a cat trying to kill it. Except she was very conent to just toy with it. It eventually got away from her and hid in the couch until we could catch hold of it and toss it outside. Poor thing.

How's things peeps?


Polter-Cow - Nov 05, 2006 8:39:01 pm PST #53 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You can kind of crush it by accident before it can do you harm

To be honest, I'm wanting to cry just at the thought of killing it.


DavidS - Nov 05, 2006 8:39:19 pm PST #54 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How's things peeps?

Keith Olbermann is erika's BFF and P-Cow's crying about his mouse.


DavidS - Nov 05, 2006 8:41:04 pm PST #55 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

To be honest, I'm wanting to cry just at the thought of killing it.

You're not obliged to kill it. You can just feed it peanut butter and name it Sherman. It's not like it's a cockroach. It's just a gerbil with tail pattern baldness.


tommyrot - Nov 05, 2006 8:42:01 pm PST #56 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

To be honest, I'm wanting to cry just at the thought of killing it.

Well, then you should shoo it into a box or something. (Do you have a broom to do the shooing?) Then you can set it free outside or something.


Sean K - Nov 05, 2006 8:43:55 pm PST #57 of 10004
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Don't kill the little guy, P-C. Do the trap-it-in-a-box thing.

David, how's the wee noisemaker?


Polter-Cow - Nov 05, 2006 8:45:33 pm PST #58 of 10004
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

About how high could a mouse scramble up? I need to find a box tall enough.


Trudy Booth - Nov 05, 2006 8:51:04 pm PST #59 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sunil, you can get one of those humane traps tomorrow.

Say, if we're talking about musicians we never should have liked I can casually mention making out with Leif Garrett...


DavidS - Nov 05, 2006 8:52:10 pm PST #60 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

David, how's the wee noisemaker?

Squawky, grunty. Her two most common names around the house these days are Fussa and Gruntalina. Still cute though! For at least fifteen minutes after she's just been fed.

About how high could a mouse scramble up?

They're fairly agile. I'm sure he could climb on your bookshelf and jump on your head. Or perhaps jump onto your face while you're sleeping. You'd better sleep under a mosquito net. Or possibly hook counterweights to your arms and set them to wave your arms around in your sleep all night long to fend off wee rodent attacks.

Best not to sleep at all. Get a badminton racket, hunch yourself in a corner and drive yourself mad with sleep deprivation muttering "three blind mice" under your breath and then screaming the part about cutting their tails off. That'll scare him.