Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Dec 03, 2006 9:16:13 pm PST #4176 of 10004
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Cars question. MiracleMan, NoiseDesign and KristinT looked at me like I was mad when I revealed the name for my current car. Surely I can't be the only one who names the car?? Any others out there?? The practice came from my Mom, who had a tendency of buying clunkers, and would coax them into starting in the cold NY winters.

Anyhow, my cars:

  • 1982 Volvo 242 DL Named Looney Marooney cuz it was maroon in color, and my mom was crazy to let me get it it at 18. I paid for half, and she wouldn't let me take it to college for the first year, so she drove it instead that winter.
  • traded that in while in OH for a 1989 Nissan P/up truck with king cab. It was grey. It had no name, just "truck" Great for hauling gear around to summer stocks. Woot.
  • Traded that in when I moved to CA for a 1994 Chevy Astro Ext van. It was Huge. It was grey. It's name was Whale.
  • Current vehicle, my fav of all time. 2002 Toyota Prius. Her name is Midori. The car is green in color, and "green" for the enviornment (well, more so than my previous car), and Made in Japan, so I named her Midori, which means Green :-)

All cars were purchased used. The first was from a cousin who had MS, cuz at the time NY state said I needed hand controls, and her old car had them. My aunt & uncle drove it across country for me as a Grad gift from HS. The Prius is the newest car I've had. It only had 38K miles on it, and 2 years old (almost exactly). All others I got around 88K miles or so. Ironically, where my Prius is at now. Hmm, go figure.


Pix - Dec 03, 2006 9:50:53 pm PST #4177 of 10004
The status is NOT quo.

MiracleMan, NoiseDesign and KristinT looked at me like I was mad when I revealed the name for my current car. Surely I can't be the only one who names the car?? Any others out there??

I so did not! I told you that I've named every single car I've ever owned!

LIAR! LIAR!


Laga - Dec 03, 2006 10:34:48 pm PST #4178 of 10004
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I know all cars are girls but my '91 escort refused to be one so I had to accept that he was a he and named him Bobo. The little rat who lived on the dashboard was named Bobito.

My '87 Cabriolet came from my sister already dubbed Stella.

Also in my past is a big red truck named (how original) Clifford and a white Probe named Gay Deceiver.


Volans - Dec 03, 2006 11:27:54 pm PST #4179 of 10004
move out and draw fire

Our current car doesn't have a name, but mostly because it's never really manifested a personality.

The Miata was named Tybalt (usually called Tybs). We tried to make a personalized plate for it that said "RATCATCHER" but no matter which letters we dropped it always came out looking like "RAT CATHETER" so we just went with TYBALT.

The Subaru Loyale wagon was Subarashi, because she really was.

Plei, that pink tree is adorable! We had a 1950s aluminum tree in pink and silver when I was little, and although it was pretty I hated it as it bit. I lost a lot of blood to that tree.

I prefer artificial trees now too. I just can't deal with watching a tree die for a month - takes the cheer out of the holiday for me. And artificial tree technology is getting really good. And anyway, our lifestyle isn't conducive to a real tree.

Mal decorating our tree: [link]


omnis_audis - Dec 04, 2006 1:07:35 am PST #4180 of 10004
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I so did not! I told you that I've named every single car I've ever owned! LIAR! LIAR!

Mmm, I didn't drink that much. Maybe I just couldn't hear that across the table at loud restaurant. I do recall lots of crazy looks at me. Maybe all that streaking talk has corrupted the memory. Yikes!

So what's your Prius name?


Cass - Dec 04, 2006 1:56:40 am PST #4181 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Cars and artificial trees, it's every awkward conversation I had with my parents tonight, all in one.

Actually the tree thing was mostly mocking. They have more trees this year than they have cars. And they've got Too Many Cars as well.

Also, the new glaze, I think it's Clairol, works to brighten up color that's gone dull.
I tried it and wasn't thrilled because it made my hair all greasy, flat and listless. But my hair trends to that anyway. The color part was nice. Turns out it's a known bug.

Have you looked under the couch? They probably smelled me on the lighter and didn't want me hissing at them anymore. (FYI everyone other than Cass, I only made hissing noises if they were Being Bad. Honest. What? It works!)
I have but I suspect Puppycat has found a new place to bat stuff under.

And Nicole is a much better cat mom than I am. Honest.

(Okay, I worked in the electric utility industry for 15 years. I'm a little touchy on subject.)
I only worked in it a couple of years but man, when the world went kerfluey, they stepped up. Also when most of So Cal was burning in wildfires.

Her name is Midori. The car is green in color
Tidewater Pearl?

I was happily asleep and then I woked up. Sucks. Not happily asleep now. Crankily awake. I preferred the asleep thing.


Anne W. - Dec 04, 2006 3:14:28 am PST #4182 of 10004
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Still no power, alas. I am posting from Panera (god bless 'em for free and strings-free wireless) where I'm warming up before heading into work. Mom's power is back on, so she's going to bring Jeeves (kitty) over to her place today. Plus, this means that regardless of what happens to my power today, I will have a lit, warm, and comfy room of my own tonight. They don't have internet, and the work net nanny is very stringent, so I will continue to be dark gray until my power comes on.

No estimate yet on when I'll have power back. It appears that my outage is on a very, very small grid (about 20 houses), and the power company is working largest ---> smallest in terms of areas affected. It makes sense, but I am still filled with seething resentment when I see my neighbor's Christmas lights. I am fairly sure that is not the sentiment they are meant to induce.

Vehicular history.

1985 Ford Escort hatchback, gray, gently used (no name) 1990 Toyota Camry sedan, white, less gently used (no name) 1996 Mazda 626 sedan, tan, former rental (Marvin) 2001 Chevy Cavailer, black, MY FIRST ALL NEW CAR (Charlie)

Charlie has been a faithful little workhorse, and other than routine maintenance, hasn't needed any kind of work. It will be a sad day when he goes to that great scrapyard in the sky.


Laura - Dec 04, 2006 3:19:08 am PST #4183 of 10004
Our wings are not tired.

Warm hugs for Anne. Hope that you find power at the end of the day. Neighbors should let you run a power cord over to your house. After hurriances our neighborhoods are covered with orange extension cords from houses with power to those without.

{{Nora}} Child related decisions keep many of us up at night. No easy answers. Yay for new shiny stuff!!


Vortex - Dec 04, 2006 4:13:09 am PST #4184 of 10004
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

very time I see a Mitsubishi Galant, I think that they should also have a Mitsubishi Goofus.

ha! thank you for this. laugh was much needed. Had to get to the airport at 5 AM because the hotel computer kept crashing acrobat and I couldn't print my boarding pass. they offered to do it at another 'puter. but it said I'd checked in , so I had to get here 1/2 hour earlier. that 30 minutes is KEY at 5 AM. The freaking moon was still up for crying out loud. I had some other clever thing to say, but after 4 hours of sleep, most of my energy is concentrated on not falling asleep standing up.


vw bug - Dec 04, 2006 4:20:38 am PST #4185 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

Awwww...{{{Anne}}}. I hope the power comes back on soon. So, you're on your way to work? Did you decide not to take vacation time?

Raq, I always think Mal couldn't possibly get cuter, and you always prove me wrong. That picture is darling, and the one right after it is really sweet, especially with the onesie he's wearing.

ION, it's snowing here. Normally I'd be excited. But, no, I'm all, "Grrrrr...it's snowing!"