Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Nov 30, 2006 5:35:31 pm PST #3795 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I am getting really, really tired of this new me, who cannot talk about anything but the baby and the financial strangulation. What happened to asses-and-corsets-and-literature me?
She had a baby. She'll get over it*.

* For all versions of your life has totally changed but soon you will also find that you are into the asses, corsets and occasionally literature again. Cause you are cool like that.


Steph L. - Nov 30, 2006 5:50:50 pm PST #3796 of 10004
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm tempting myself by reading the TJ's holiday flyer

I was just there after work today, and man, all the holiday stuff looks YUM. They have Trader Jo-Jo's cookies (TJs' version of Oreos, for those not familiar with the mecca of YUM) that have *peppermint*!!!

I managed to not get them, due to my extreme resolve to stop eating so much sugar. But I don't know if I'll be able to resist all season long.

I'm going in for an epidural injection tomorrow afternoon.

Man, throw in a little rectal surgery, and it's your best day ever!

Okay, seriously. My back sends ~ma to yours.


tommyrot - Nov 30, 2006 5:54:41 pm PST #3797 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, so this woman had her hait cut. Then she used some of her cut hair for eyelashes. Seriously, this woman's eyelashes go down to her neck.

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eta: Oops - I meant this for Natter. Oh well - it can stay here....


Hil R. - Nov 30, 2006 6:09:56 pm PST #3798 of 10004
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

t shudders at tommy's link

I just got a Levenger catalog, which included the information that there's a Levenger store opening nearby sometime in December. This will be so horrible for my bank account. (At least it's not easily metro-accessible.)

Also, new skating rink! Real rink! Right by a metro! In Ballston, which is on the same metro line as I am!

This post brought to you by "Where Hil's Next Several Paychecks Will Be Going."


DavidS - Nov 30, 2006 6:28:00 pm PST #3799 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

OK, so this woman had her hait cut. Then she used some of her cut hair for eyelashes. Seriously, this woman's eyelashes go down to her neck.

And we wonder why all the innovative horror movies are coming out of Japan these days.


DavidS - Nov 30, 2006 6:31:08 pm PST #3800 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

She and her friends like to eat bugs too.

Hair glove!


tommyrot - Nov 30, 2006 6:41:29 pm PST #3801 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hec, do you prefer short-haired hair gloves?


DavidS - Nov 30, 2006 6:42:58 pm PST #3802 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec, do you prefer short-haired hair gloves?

Blecch. I don't care about the hair once it's off the person. That's a whole different kink.


WindSparrow - Nov 30, 2006 7:01:35 pm PST #3803 of 10004
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ok, I don't know which is making me more nauseated: The gross long eyelashes of great and wondrous wrongness, or Stephen's bosses.

Anyway, much Great New Job~ma to him.


Cass - Nov 30, 2006 7:07:43 pm PST #3804 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Ow. Lower part of my back just started itching like whoa. Like, I want to draw blood scratching whoa. Slathered some script cortisone cream all over. Not amused.