Come on. You drop by for a cup of coffee, and the world's not ending? Please.

Connor ,'Not Fade Away'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Nov 24, 2006 6:24:39 am PST #3077 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

Sounds like everyone's had a relatively good holiday. It was lovely here. Lots of good food and good company.

Today is back to craziness. Off to do some research for a paper.


DavidS - Nov 24, 2006 7:46:18 am PST #3078 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Whatever the hell that phrase means.

It means blown up by your own little bomb.

Our thanksgiving was neither good nor bad. It was good in the sense that we had very little responsibility or hosting stress, but was mostly a rather formal, unjolly affair punctuated by Matilda's arsenic hour. JZ stumbled around stoned on massive doses of allergy medicine. I think she said five sentences all night. After two hours my cat allergies kicked in hard. I spent most of the evening calming Matilda down and handing her off to somebody ignorant of the magic butt-pats, perfect angle of repose and bouncy walk necessary to keep her congenial between 6:30 and 8:30pm.

EM was good company, Emmett well-behaved and JZ's mom had interesting stories of her recent trip to India, but overall it was mildly strained and humorless.

Worse, her Dad committed the cardinal hosting sin of sending me home with NO leftovers. He had half a freaking turkey there. I need to go create my own turkey leftovers or I'll be depressed all week.

On the plus side, Matilda's arsenic hour in the evening is complemented by her honey hour in the morning after she's been fed. Emmett gave her a kiss and she smiled at him and he played with her in his lap for a solid half hour.


Typo Boy - Nov 24, 2006 8:13:26 am PST #3079 of 10004
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

these dudes flew, too - mostly at human eye level - Tom once almost got flown into!

So, remembering the single greatest WKRP line every, these turkeys actually could survive being dropped from a helicopter? I'm guessing if they fly mostly at ground level, that is still beyond the limit of their skills.


DavidS - Nov 24, 2006 8:27:04 am PST #3080 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emmett was holding Matilda while I made myself a bagel, and she fell asleep in his arms.

He handed her back to me advising, "You have to hold her in tight to your body like a little bundle of joy. Which she is." And he gave her a delicate kiss. Then in a far more gothic mode he observed (very fondly) "She's like a little bag of skin and flesh."


Cass - Nov 24, 2006 8:37:14 am PST #3081 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Dude. He's like, if you took all the fandom crazy, and gave it form, then stripped the fan part out. A walking one-man Fandom Wank.
I will no longer scout out WaMus for him now. Just watch me not.


WindSparrow - Nov 24, 2006 9:00:33 am PST #3082 of 10004
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ray stories are a whole heap of Bless!

We had Thanksgiving dinner at Dan's aunt's apartment. Just her, her son who is Dan's crazy cousin, and us. Small feast, with spiral-cut ham, scalloped potatoes, baked yams (no marshmallow due to half the company being diabetic, and the other half preferring sweet potatoes with gravy on 'em anyway), whole wheat rolls - and Dan and I brought home-made cranberry sauce made with artificial sweetener, cauliflower, and baby peas. Dan's cousin brought pumpkin pie. We had to work around my schedule, as I was on-call for the group home from 2pm on. So we ate at noon, which was about when the cousin called to say he was just leaving, would be there soon, but go ahead and eat without him. He arrived with the pie just as the rest of us were finishing the main course. Nothing was particularly amazingly spectacular, but it was a pleasant meal, and no one was snotty or ill-mannered.


Beverly - Nov 24, 2006 10:14:58 am PST #3083 of 10004
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Today has been the laziest day it has been possible to laze. I wrapped the BigAss (tm) box of chocolates that was my mom's birthday present, signed her pink sparkly card (she likes cards with pastel baby animals, simple verses, and sparkles on them. Pink, lavender and peachy colors are a plus), stuck a candle in her mini chocolate chocolate cake with sprinkles and sang Happy Birthday for her. "I can't cut that cake, it's too cute!" So I grabbed a knife and saved her the angst. Otherwise it would have been preserved in plastic till, oh, July.

My mouse's batt'ries went ded. StY and I sort of rambled around looking for the pack we thought we had here, without luck. So I rogued the batt'ries out of the stereo remote. Not using the stereo right now, anyway. Saves me a trip out into Black Friday. And preserves the lazy.

We have no turkey leftovers, but there are lemon pepper chicken leftovers, and they are mighty tasty.


juliana - Nov 24, 2006 10:29:51 am PST #3084 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I need to go create my own turkey leftovers or I'll be depressed all week.

Dude, I can bring some over. M brought a whole bunch over to me (I was too tired to really celebrate - I wandered down to where he was, ooohed and ahhhed at the table set for the entire Italian army when there were only 5 people eating, and then wandered back up to bed), and there is no way in hell I can eat all of it. But it is very nummy.


vw bug - Nov 24, 2006 10:35:37 am PST #3085 of 10004
Mostly lurking...

No leftovers is a wrong, wrong, WRONG thing. So sorry, David!

We just put up mom and dad's Christmas tree. It is *quite* lovely. And now I'm pooped.


askye - Nov 24, 2006 10:56:55 am PST #3086 of 10004
Thrive to spite them

I braved the Black Friday crowds in search of a tv. I came into a bit of money recently and I've been debating how I'd use it. Originally I was just going to get a flat screen tube tv and not spend too much. But Circuit City advertised a 20"LCD for really cheap and we went and it was sold out. So then it was a stop at Sam's and finally to Best Buy where I totally splurged and spent more than I planned but I'm the proud new owner of a 27" LCD HDTV. There was a pretty decent rebate and the tv I've been using is a 20" bought from Wal MArt about 10 years ago.

My new tv (which I've nicked named the Giant Overlord) is not hooked up yet becaause I need to get a tv stand from Mom's. Currently I'm using a steamer trunk for a tv stand and the top isn't even so I'm worried the Giant Overlord might turn into Humptey Dumptey.