Just got a call from my sister:
Mom, 4.
Deer, Nil.
She's fine but this is the 4th deer she's hit in the last 5 years. She's an awful night driver and has shitty reflexes. And her car's a total loss.
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Just got a call from my sister:
Mom, 4.
Deer, Nil.
She's fine but this is the 4th deer she's hit in the last 5 years. She's an awful night driver and has shitty reflexes. And her car's a total loss.
Your mom or your sister hit the deer? I'm confused.
{{{Cass family}}}
She's fine but this is the 4th deer she's hit in the last 5 years.
Yowch!
She's an awful night driver and has shitty reflexes.
But she has a great recipe for venison stew?
And her car's a total loss.
Shit.
Mom hit the deer. Mom always hits the deer. Sister called because Mom was going to the ER with the friend who was riding home from Bingo with her.
No deer is safe from my mother.
No deer is safe from my mother.
Venison stew. ijs.
The irony: Mom's allergic to venison.
Cass, if it's any consolation to you, EM is in the arms of her strong new BF tonight, and we'll be spending the early afternoon tomorrow at her house, and then all of us will go to JZ's dad's place for T-giving. So she's not alone and she's got some places of safety.I am glad she is safe and adored tonight and in the immediate future. Actually that makes me feel a lot better. Weird to be upset about the lives of people I have never met but I have been concerned for EM recently. Nice to know she has a nice new BF and a lovely extended family that takes care of her.
Ack, Cash. I am sorry about your mom's car but glad she is okay. And, yes, venison stew. [Whoops, allergies.] I haven't had large critters around until recently and am now quite skittish about us meeting on the road.
Ack, Cash. I'm glad your mom's okay, at least.
quite skittish about us meeting on the road.
Me too. There are a lot on the roads around here, including the circular one I live on, which has a lot of blind spots.
Deer are a particular problem in the rural area I grew up in--LOTS of corn fields, LOTS of deer.
No predators.
Unless you count my mother and her Chrysler.