Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Nov 22, 2006 9:34:14 am PST #2895 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Toto was downstairs eating a can of hardened hamburger grease that he got out of the bag of garbage that the cleaners left in the entry way.
I hope the bad doggy feels better and no trip to the vet.

IOBeerN, I just dropped a bottle of beer on the floor. Turns out they open nicely when you do this. Drenched the floor and much of me in beer. Good thing I hadn't cleaned the kitchen sink yet. Still, I expect my house to smell like a brewery tomorrow when mom comes.

Oh, and mom isn't coming now until tomorrow. Frankly, I am okay with this. I *still* am cleaning and getting ready so having the evening just to myself in a clean house with a sore back sounds better than being entertaining.

A cute boy offered to help me load the firelog boxes into my car. Why didn't I take him up on it? And then bring him home to get them up the stairs? Boxes are fifty freaking pounds each and I bought three. I sense a shower and a Flexeril and a heating pad once I finish my domestic duties.

Welcome back, Epic!


beth b - Nov 22, 2006 9:52:00 am PST #2896 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

mushroom pate in oven. in about 30 min I will be tortured by that amazing smell.


Cass - Nov 22, 2006 10:15:54 am PST #2897 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

What's in mushroom pate? I bought mushrooms today!

Okay, house is done except for many loads of trash and recycling that I have to take from the landing to the bins and tons of laundry that I can do off and on through the afternoon and evening. Oh, and about a hundred pounds of firelogs that I need to haul in from the car still. Because I gave up and left two boxes finally. And a couple of bottles of wine and juice and sparkling water. I think I am going to not wait for the rain to stop for this because I just really want - hell, need - to be done.


beth b - Nov 22, 2006 10:25:27 am PST #2898 of 10004
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

What's in mushroom pate

onions

mushrooms

salt peper dill dry mustard cyanne ( that is not the correct spelling)

white wine ( or sherry)

cream cheese

food proceess

ricotta

bake forever - cool and dont eat until tomorrow

( it is a reciepe from the enchanted broccoli forest)


Matt H - Nov 22, 2006 10:28:52 am PST #2899 of 10004
Musikalicen Opfer

(delurks to comment)

...and Beth's mushroom pate is amazing. Really. Complex, complex flavors - mushroom, cheese, wine, the aromatics, and a surprising sweetness (from the onions, probably). Serve it on really good (read flavorful) crackers and prepare to be delighted.

relurks


EpicTangent - Nov 22, 2006 10:30:32 am PST #2900 of 10004
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

::accidentally trips over big stack of emtpy cans::

Tommy!

::puts hands on hips and gives that 50's-Mom fake-exasperated half-smile::

Good thing I adore you, you troublemaker!

Okay, only 86 and a half kajillion catch-up posts to go!


tommyrot - Nov 22, 2006 10:34:15 am PST #2901 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

::puts hands on hips and gives that 50's-Mom fake-exasperated half-smile::

Hee.

Good thing I adore you, you troublemaker!

Aww shucks....

Okay, only 86 and a half kajillion catch-up posts to go!

Go! Catch up! Fly like the wind!


Aims - Nov 22, 2006 10:36:21 am PST #2902 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

FEAR ME FOR LO! I AM QUEEN OF THE CRABASSES!


Jars - Nov 22, 2006 10:41:11 am PST #2903 of 10004

Oh dear Lord but I have skipped and skimmed, but I once again have free time! Huzzah! AndI'm taking tomorrow off to cook turkey and, y'know, fixins!

And what have I missed?


Connie Neil - Nov 22, 2006 10:42:41 am PST #2904 of 10004
brillig

Another title, Empress? Are we going to have to put a bigger label on the official portrait?