You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Nov 18, 2006 2:35:49 pm PST #2312 of 10004
Because books.

I thought of more! I like this game. It's very comfortable to sit here and think about SF2F on a rainy Saturday evening at home.

Kristin = wee and wicked and so very friendly.

JZ = Clara Bow, with a little bitty belly, and all the wisdom I expected right there in her eyes.

Raq = shyer than I expected, and gorgeous. Also taller. (But most people are taller than me. Except Kristin.)

Votex = taller than I expected, and absolutely stunning.


Aims - Nov 18, 2006 2:39:15 pm PST #2313 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Votex = taller than I expected, and absolutely stunning.

(And? Also a little intimidating.)


Amy - Nov 18, 2006 2:43:33 pm PST #2314 of 10004
Because books.

(And? Also a little intimidating.)

I think it's the combination of stunning and smarts.

Someone do me. I'm feeling forgettable.

t /needy


Aims - Nov 18, 2006 2:45:44 pm PST #2315 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I did you!!

Instant connection. Gorgeous smile. So very down to earth and funny.


Atropa - Nov 18, 2006 2:49:54 pm PST #2316 of 10004
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oh come on, admit it. The first time you saw Juliana you thought, "I'm going to keep her in a velvet cage."

...

You know me WAAAAAY too well.


Amy - Nov 18, 2006 2:51:09 pm PST #2317 of 10004
Because books.

I did you!!

Mmm. That sounds porny.

You're right. You and Anne did. I'm forgetful and scattered tonight. More wine caffeine!


Hil R. - Nov 18, 2006 2:51:43 pm PST #2318 of 10004
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Now I'm getting so excited about this year's F2F. (Wherever it happens to be.)


Topic!Cindy - Nov 18, 2006 3:08:01 pm PST #2319 of 10004
What is even happening?

Your vocabulary is much too advanced for 8.

This reminded me of my latest mommy-brag story. Today at Chris's basketball game, he didn't want to pass the ball (because that requires giving up the ball), but was pretty effectively blocked and couldn't move. Everyone was yelling to him to pass it. He was yelling back that he didn't want to.

The age director came over to Scott and said, "Is that your kid?" Scott laughed, and admitted he was. Then the director said, "He is funny. I remember him from try-outs. When it was his turn to come up and shoot, I handed him the ball, and he said, 'I require a lower basket'."

While they were at basketball, Julia and I were at Bed, Bath & Beyond, buying a hypo-allergenic pillow, pillow cover, complete mattress cover, because Chris has had to go back on the nebulizer. I also bought him a wedge-pillow (sort of like this [link] because he's been coughing a lot at night, and we've been trying to prop him up with two pillows, but he doesn't stay on them.

I showed him the wedge-pillow when we got home. He said, "Hey! A slide!" Then he said, "Really, mommy, it's shaped exactly like a ramp."

When I agreed, he then said, "Of course, it's an inclined plane."

I just looked at him.

"Don't you know what an inclined plane is, mommy?"

"I do. And you're right. It is an inclined plane."

"How do you know about inclined planes, mommy?"

"Um. I learned about them in geometry. In tenth grade."


tommyrot - Nov 18, 2006 3:11:03 pm PST #2320 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I handed him the ball, and he said, 'I require a lower basket'."

Bwah!


meara - Nov 18, 2006 3:35:59 pm PST #2321 of 10004

Chris is old enough to play basketball?!? How is that possible?

Hmm. All these first impressions are reminding me of the 3 F2Fs I've been to, and making me sad I missed two others...but I'm hoping that this year it'll be earlier or later, so it won't conflict with my big drag show!!