Read the article Nora linked to earlier. My kids have it so damn easy. I forwarded the link to my son to show him what kind of determination he is competing against.
'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
OMGUH: [link]
I know, Plei. I know.
Jilli, I know you wear black as your base color, so to speak. But could you maybe buy this [link] and maybe wear brown?
Oh! Such pretties!
But could you maybe buy this [link] and maybe wear brown?
That color brown does odd things to my skin tone. But it's a gorgeous hat.
t stamps foot
Guess I'll have to buy it.
Jilli's too much of a winter for that hat.
I, on the other hand, am not! Yay, brown!
Sigh. Not that I'd wear it if I could have it.
I've always wondered what season I am. Google-ing, I'm gonna say autumn.
You know, in my world of twisted etiquette.
I don't have a cat!
OMG! Some day I'm going to have a cat and name it Eddie.