You're cute, but MAN are you expensive.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Is that a yes?
Nice try. Let's pay off the fridge and stove first.
D, man, you should totally just get paid in electronics.
Customer: I'm sorry, D, but .. it will cost us 1 Nano, 1 plasma screen tv, and a new laser pointer?
D: Yes.
C: Wouldn't you rather have a check?
D: Why? I'll just go buy the stuff. This cuts out the middleman.
Look out, K, next he'll be saying that the plasma is for "work" too.
I know. I should. That would eliminate this question. I'd just get the stuff.
With my line of work that's not to much of a stretch.
Uh huh.
Remember that whole "rent" thing? The plasma won't fit in your car.
Then I need a bigger car too?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JILLI
With any luck Jilli's hasn't gotten to read this until about 11pm, in which case her first surprise of the day is imminent.