Honey, where'd you put that check I need to deposit??
Nebbermind - found it.
Good. 'cause the answer was "Uh...in your hand."
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Miracleman - Nov 16, 2006 1:06:33 pm PST #1862 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
juliana - Nov 16, 2006 1:06:36 pm PST #1863 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Was it in the nut hut?
Aims - Nov 16, 2006 1:10:55 pm PST #1864 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Can't. Breathe. From. Laughing. Too. Hard.
Miracleman - Nov 16, 2006 1:18:09 pm PST #1865 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Was it in the nut hut?
Scene: Back room of a Wells Fargo branch. The day is ending and all that remains to do is sort the checks deposited in the ATM.
Employee 1: How many do we got to do?
Employee 2: Not many. We'll be out of here pretty quick.
Employee 1 opens envelope.
E1: Hey...check this out.
E2: What?
E1: Is it still Halloween or something?
E2: No. Why?
E1: This check. It smells like candy. Like...coconut. And, hey, is that a Smartie?
E2: DON'T EAT IT!! DROP THE CHECK AND STEP AWAY!
E2 hits an alarm button. Heavy metal gates drop from the ceiling, trapping them inside. Red lights flash. A recorded announcement blares "PLEASE EVACUATE THE BUILDING! BIO-HAZARD EMERGENCY! PLEASE EVACUATE THE BUILDING! BIO HAZARD EMERGENCY!..."
E1: Holy shit! What is it?! Anthrax?!
E2: NUT HUT!!
E1: We're so fucked.
Glamcookie - Nov 16, 2006 1:25:45 pm PST #1866 of 10004
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Aimee boobage! Woot!
Also, Trudes? You can totally swear off guys. "Ask me how!"
juliana - Nov 16, 2006 1:26:15 pm PST #1867 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Boss: Juliana, why are you dumping all of our company stock?
J: Oh, no reason, just a hunch.... By the way, have you heard anything from the LA office lately?
Miracleman - Nov 16, 2006 1:27:55 pm PST #1868 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Okay, so I guess we're agreed...no more daring Miracleman to do anything whatsoever at a F2F. Right?
Especially when he's had a few.
Zenkitty - Nov 16, 2006 1:34:47 pm PST #1869 of 10004
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Actually, this just makes me all the more likely to dare you to do something, should I ever make it to an F2F.
Aims - Nov 16, 2006 1:39:37 pm PST #1870 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Honey, I DARE you to let me buy those shoes I mentioned earlier!!
Miracleman - Nov 16, 2006 1:48:49 pm PST #1871 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Honey, I DARE you to let me buy those shoes I mentioned earlier!!
Two problems:
1) I haven't had a few.
2) No.