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Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

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Miracleman - Nov 16, 2006 1:18:09 pm PST #1865 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Was it in the nut hut?

Scene: Back room of a Wells Fargo branch. The day is ending and all that remains to do is sort the checks deposited in the ATM.

Employee 1: How many do we got to do?

Employee 2: Not many. We'll be out of here pretty quick.

Employee 1 opens envelope.

E1: Hey...check this out.

E2: What?

E1: Is it still Halloween or something?

E2: No. Why?

E1: This check. It smells like candy. Like...coconut. And, hey, is that a Smartie?

E2: DON'T EAT IT!! DROP THE CHECK AND STEP AWAY!

E2 hits an alarm button. Heavy metal gates drop from the ceiling, trapping them inside. Red lights flash. A recorded announcement blares "PLEASE EVACUATE THE BUILDING! BIO-HAZARD EMERGENCY! PLEASE EVACUATE THE BUILDING! BIO HAZARD EMERGENCY!..."

E1: Holy shit! What is it?! Anthrax?!

E2: NUT HUT!!

E1: We're so fucked.

Glamcookie - Nov 16, 2006 1:25:45 pm PST #1866 of 10004
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Aimee boobage! Woot!

Also, Trudes? You can totally swear off guys. "Ask me how!"

juliana - Nov 16, 2006 1:26:15 pm PST #1867 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Boss: Juliana, why are you dumping all of our company stock?

J: Oh, no reason, just a hunch.... By the way, have you heard anything from the LA office lately?

Miracleman - Nov 16, 2006 1:27:55 pm PST #1868 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Okay, so I guess we're agreed...no more daring Miracleman to do anything whatsoever at a F2F. Right?

Especially when he's had a few.

Zenkitty - Nov 16, 2006 1:34:47 pm PST #1869 of 10004
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Actually, this just makes me all the more likely to dare you to do something, should I ever make it to an F2F.

Aims - Nov 16, 2006 1:39:37 pm PST #1870 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Honey, I DARE you to let me buy those shoes I mentioned earlier!!

Miracleman - Nov 16, 2006 1:48:49 pm PST #1871 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Honey, I DARE you to let me buy those shoes I mentioned earlier!!

Two problems:

1) I haven't had a few.

2) No.

Aims - Nov 16, 2006 1:50:30 pm PST #1872 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

RUDE

Pix - Nov 16, 2006 3:42:27 pm PST #1873 of 10004
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

BWAH!

I think we should start a fund to pay MM to post all day. Cuz funny.

Hil R. - Nov 16, 2006 3:52:53 pm PST #1874 of 10004
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Argh. I just realized that I'm once again going to have to work through the whole weekend. I'm giving a seminar talk on Monday, and there's a huge stack of papers I have to grade, and there's just no way I can get it all done tomorrow, or even tomorrow and Sunday.

I will be SO glad for Thanksgiving break.

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