No fair. The stripey tights and the candy bra were two distinct and separate incidents.
Does anybody else miss the Mayor? 'I just want to be a big snake.'
Xander ,'End of Days'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Miracleman - Nov 16, 2006 12:33:26 pm PST #1854 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
tommyrot - Nov 16, 2006 12:35:16 pm PST #1855 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The stripey tights and the candy bra were two distinct and separate incidents.
Well, the brain tends to conflate such things. It's how legends are born and perpetuated.
Miracleman - Nov 16, 2006 12:40:11 pm PST #1856 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Well, the brain tends to conflate such things. It's how legends are born and perpetuated.
So in a few years I'll be up there with such luminaries as Paul Bunyan and John Henry?
"Oh, had to be 'bout ought-six that Miracleman come out the wilderness. Had no idea how civilized folk like you 'n me acted; didn't kill with a gun or a bomb, but with his own bare hands or maybe a knife. Ate food without asking if it was 'organic'. Noble savage type.
"Anyway, at one soiree or t'other he come stridin' in, giant and brash, wearin' stripey tights an' a candy bra. Felled twenty-seven drunken Buffistas at once, just by lookin' at him. Felled a dozen or so more by laughing his boomin' laugh, swilling back an entire barrel o' beer in one go and threatenin' to do worse...like wear the candy 'nut hut'..."
Aims - Nov 16, 2006 12:47:23 pm PST #1857 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Hand to the gods, I have never actually spit on the monitor.
Until my husband typed "candy 'nut hut' ".
tommyrot - Nov 16, 2006 12:51:00 pm PST #1858 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
...and the legend grows....
Connie Neil - Nov 16, 2006 12:55:51 pm PST #1859 of 10004
brillig
I'm picturing the thatching on the candy nut hut
Miracleman - Nov 16, 2006 12:59:51 pm PST #1860 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I'm picturing the thatching on the candy nut hut
Flaked coconut.
I burned out parts of my own brain, just now.
Aims - Nov 16, 2006 1:00:21 pm PST #1861 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Honey, where'd you put that check I need to deposit??
Nebbermind - found it.
Miracleman - Nov 16, 2006 1:06:33 pm PST #1862 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Honey, where'd you put that check I need to deposit??
Nebbermind - found it.
Good. 'cause the answer was "Uh...in your hand."
juliana - Nov 16, 2006 1:06:36 pm PST #1863 of 10004
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Was it in the nut hut?