Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --

Jayne ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ailleann - Nov 16, 2006 9:15:49 am PST #1780 of 10004
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

A friend of mine goes to Planned Parenthood, because they don't ask questions about Plan B.


brenda m - Nov 16, 2006 9:16:02 am PST #1781 of 10004
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Even more significant, though, is that she and her partners all prescribe emergency contraception, even on the weekends.

Oh, I meant to mention that I saw yesterday that drugstore.com has Plan B available, so if you think the issue might arise, it's probably not the worst idea to just order and have it on hand.

All of which makes me really grateful that I lucked into an OB/GYN who actually views women as, you know, HUMAN BEINGS, and cares for their health, instead of shirking their duties under the guise of imposing their morals on the patient.

Damn straight.


Nicole - Nov 16, 2006 9:18:43 am PST #1782 of 10004
I'm getting the pig!

connie, I liked that part and also started cracking up when Brennan asked "What'd you ask for?" when Booth finished praying. Too funny.

I'm a little cranky today about getting in super early this morning only to realize that I have meetings until 5pm. So very wrong.


Steph L. - Nov 16, 2006 9:21:46 am PST #1783 of 10004
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I saw yesterday that drugstore.com has Plan B available

Seriously?

t edit Damn, no shit. I tell you what, I'ma give drugstore.com all my business in the future.


Miracleman - Nov 16, 2006 9:22:23 am PST #1784 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

So...today I have:

Done the usual get Emeline and Aimee ready for their day stuff

Paid bills

Sent a resume for post-production work to G4 and a copy of my regular resume to another friend for them to pass on to their agency.

Begun washing a massive pile of dishes. (Dishes, by the way, have some sort of cloaking ability...you look at the sink and say "That's not so much, I can do that no prob." Then you dig them out and they erupt in force from the sink in a tidal wave of filth and crockery crying "GOTCHA, SUCKAH! YOU WILL WASH FOR ALL ETERNITY! FEAR OUR CAKED ON EGG RESIDUE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!")

Become a Champion at Capture the Flag in Unreal Tournament! CHAMPION! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

Happy Birthday, sumi!

(Adds "wished sumi happy b-day" to list of Things Accomplished: Day Four of Unemployment)

I feel useful.


ChiKat - Nov 16, 2006 9:24:36 am PST #1785 of 10004
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy Birthday, sumi!!!!


Aims - Nov 16, 2006 9:25:08 am PST #1786 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You also emailed that picture of me to me so I could look at myself and, "Damn. My tits are huge." all day.

Very useful!


Trudy Booth - Nov 16, 2006 9:25:44 am PST #1787 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

If he were truly useful we could all see Aimee's tits.


Miracleman - Nov 16, 2006 9:26:24 am PST #1788 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

You also emailed that picture of me to me so I could look at myself and, "Damn. My tits are huge." all day.

Yes, and I keep pulling that picture up, smiling and saying "Damn. Her tits are huge!" All day.

Very useful!

Um, sure..."useful".


Trudy Booth - Nov 16, 2006 9:27:22 am PST #1789 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR EMELINE TO GET A BABY BROTHER YOU HORNDOGS!