So...today I have:
Done the usual get Emeline and Aimee ready for their day stuff
Paid bills
Sent a resume for post-production work to G4 and a copy of my regular resume to another friend for them to pass on to their agency.
Begun washing a massive pile of dishes. (Dishes, by the way, have some sort of cloaking ability...you look at the sink and say "That's not so much, I can do that no prob." Then you dig them out and they erupt in force from the sink in a tidal wave of filth and crockery crying "GOTCHA, SUCKAH! YOU WILL WASH FOR ALL ETERNITY! FEAR OUR CAKED ON EGG RESIDUE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!")
Become a Champion at Capture the Flag in Unreal Tournament! CHAMPION! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
Happy Birthday, sumi!
(Adds "wished sumi happy b-day" to list of Things Accomplished: Day Four of Unemployment)
I feel useful.
You also emailed that picture of me to me so I could look at myself and, "Damn. My tits are huge." all day.
Very useful!
If he were
truly
useful we could all see Aimee's tits.
You also emailed that picture of me to me so I could look at myself and, "Damn. My tits are huge." all day.
Yes, and I keep pulling that picture up, smiling and saying "Damn. Her tits are huge!" All day.
Very useful!
Um, sure..."useful".
THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR EMELINE TO GET A BABY BROTHER YOU HORNDOGS!
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Aimee and Her Boobs!
t totally work safe - there is no nudieness.
THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR EMELINE TO GET A BABY BROTHER YOU HORNDOGS!
Why not? Misery loves company, right?
THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR EMELINE TO GET A BABY BROTHER YOU HORNDOGS!
For your information, she'd get a baby sister first. Pllbbt.
calm down, everyone. There's no cleavage!
she said bitterly.