Angel: I can stay in town as long as you want me. Buffy: How's forever? Does forever work for you?

'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Nov 16, 2006 9:22:23 am PST #1784 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

So...today I have:

Done the usual get Emeline and Aimee ready for their day stuff

Paid bills

Sent a resume for post-production work to G4 and a copy of my regular resume to another friend for them to pass on to their agency.

Begun washing a massive pile of dishes. (Dishes, by the way, have some sort of cloaking ability...you look at the sink and say "That's not so much, I can do that no prob." Then you dig them out and they erupt in force from the sink in a tidal wave of filth and crockery crying "GOTCHA, SUCKAH! YOU WILL WASH FOR ALL ETERNITY! FEAR OUR CAKED ON EGG RESIDUE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!")

Become a Champion at Capture the Flag in Unreal Tournament! CHAMPION! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

Happy Birthday, sumi!

(Adds "wished sumi happy b-day" to list of Things Accomplished: Day Four of Unemployment)

I feel useful.


ChiKat - Nov 16, 2006 9:24:36 am PST #1785 of 10004
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy Birthday, sumi!!!!


Aims - Nov 16, 2006 9:25:08 am PST #1786 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You also emailed that picture of me to me so I could look at myself and, "Damn. My tits are huge." all day.

Very useful!


Trudy Booth - Nov 16, 2006 9:25:44 am PST #1787 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

If he were truly useful we could all see Aimee's tits.


Miracleman - Nov 16, 2006 9:26:24 am PST #1788 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

You also emailed that picture of me to me so I could look at myself and, "Damn. My tits are huge." all day.

Yes, and I keep pulling that picture up, smiling and saying "Damn. Her tits are huge!" All day.

Very useful!

Um, sure..."useful".


Trudy Booth - Nov 16, 2006 9:27:22 am PST #1789 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR EMELINE TO GET A BABY BROTHER YOU HORNDOGS!


Aims - Nov 16, 2006 9:27:53 am PST #1790 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

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Aimee and Her Boobs!

t totally work safe - there is no nudieness.


Miracleman - Nov 16, 2006 9:28:20 am PST #1791 of 10004
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR EMELINE TO GET A BABY BROTHER YOU HORNDOGS!

Why not? Misery loves company, right?


Aims - Nov 16, 2006 9:28:33 am PST #1792 of 10004
Shit's all sorts of different now.

THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR EMELINE TO GET A BABY BROTHER YOU HORNDOGS!

For your information, she'd get a baby sister first. Pllbbt.


Vortex - Nov 16, 2006 9:28:43 am PST #1793 of 10004
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

calm down, everyone. There's no cleavage!

she said bitterly.