I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.

Spike ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Nov 15, 2006 7:06:36 pm PST #1702 of 10004
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I need another toothbrush to add to my collection.

I should have forgotten my toothbrush. Damn! Next time I will bring one to leave.


Trudy Booth - Nov 15, 2006 7:12:24 pm PST #1703 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Wireless RAWKS!

NO COMPUTER IN THE TUB!!!!!!


Fay - Nov 15, 2006 7:13:56 pm PST #1704 of 10004
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

(Because Supernatural likes carrots, am now picturing Winchester based Fernet bodyshots.)

Ngah!

dies

...

...

revives

Somebody (Raq?) said, wrt writing The Adventures Of Ray as a kids' book, they'd be interested to know how I fitted the slash in?

Piece. Of. Cake.

Honestly, Ray and his friend C are already bosom buddies and both are quite sensitive wee souls who have been known to burst into tears over wounded feelings at the drop of a hat. And then in my colleague's class there are 2 of the campest wee boys in the history of time. They crack us up with their screaming campness. Bless.

eg:

Coworker: teaching moves to go with Christmas song: ...and you COULD kiss the person next to you on the cheek, at this point, if you want.

K: (very earnest) But I don't have a boyfriend!

(thinks)

OR a girlfriend!


Cass - Nov 15, 2006 7:19:03 pm PST #1705 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I need another toothbrush to add to my collection.
I can leave a toothbrush? I love leaving toothbrushes, cause it means future fun.

Well, who doesn't?
I'm saying...

It's fire, and booze and no shattered glass or electrocution...

What more could we want.

NO COMPUTER IN THE TUB!!!!!!
It was *outside* the tub, on a stool. Sheesh. And I thought you knew me. I learned my lesson when my iPod drowned.


Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2006 7:25:03 pm PST #1706 of 10004
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Drunnk now. And still sad and pissed. I should not type like this. However....

I take it this is another one of those liquers thae t tastes like licorice.

Chartruse does not taste like licorice. It tastes like grass clippings that sat in a garbage bag in the sun for waaay too long. Like Grass gone bad. It's made by monks who don't talk to each other.


Trudy Booth - Nov 15, 2006 7:30:06 pm PST #1707 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

On a stool you say? Well, then that's sooper safe.


Cass - Nov 15, 2006 7:41:03 pm PST #1708 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I should not type like this. However....
it amuses us?

On a stool you say? Well, then that's sooper safe.
It was far from the tub. Pinky swear! There was no glass and no electronics that could go aswimming. I am a careful sort of girl.


Trudy Booth - Nov 15, 2006 7:42:04 pm PST #1709 of 10004
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I need to go to the Russian Baths and get scrubbed. Without a computer.


Pix - Nov 15, 2006 7:42:25 pm PST #1710 of 10004
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

MOSHA!


Cass - Nov 15, 2006 7:53:24 pm PST #1711 of 10004
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I want a Mosha scrub!

So, popquiz... Send or not send?