Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - Nov 14, 2006 11:57:00 am PST #1424 of 10004
Thrive to spite them

I dated a smoker for several years, he prefered Marlboros, in fact I have sweat shirt and another jacket that was his he bought with points that I ended up with. He got into smoking menthols for awhile and I hated that. He'd smoke and then eat butterscotch hard candy to take the taste out --I got him to stop because I hated kissing him after that he tasted horrid.

He also had a really bad habit of putting out his cigarettes in empty (or what he thought were empty) drink cans. He did that once to a drink that I wasn't finished with, I came back and took a gulp and ---there is nothing in the world worse than accidentally swallowing a menthol cigarette butt. Nothing.


Maria - Nov 14, 2006 11:57:33 am PST #1425 of 10004
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Plus, I can't eat either the American soft flaky crusty kind *or* the British cookie kind of biscuit, so you can have all mine.

Someone else can have the American kind, but Im in ur cubordz eatin ur Brit biscuits. Now I want tea.

::tacklehugs all the Bitches, and gropes them too::


sumi - Nov 14, 2006 11:59:04 am PST #1426 of 10004
Art Crawl!!!

Happy Birthday Chicat!


Topic!Cindy - Nov 14, 2006 12:00:12 pm PST #1427 of 10004
What is even happening?

Happy Birthday, ChiKat!!!!!!!!!!!!!


tommyrot - Nov 14, 2006 12:00:54 pm PST #1428 of 10004
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Birthday Happies for ChiKat!


Ailleann - Nov 14, 2006 12:05:53 pm PST #1429 of 10004
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Im in ur cubordz eatin ur Brit biscuits.

BWAH!!

Happy Birthday ChiKat!


Daisy Jane - Nov 14, 2006 12:06:20 pm PST #1430 of 10004
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It's ChiKat's birthday!

That's what friendster was trying to tell me! Happy Birthday!

He did that once to a drink that I wasn't finished with, I came back and took a gulp and ---there is nothing in the world worse than accidentally swallowing a menthol cigarette butt. Nothing.

Heh. A friend of mine did this when we were cleaning his and our other friend's apartment. Watching it was pretty funny, but I imagine had it been me, I'd have thrown the can at one of their heads.


Lee - Nov 14, 2006 12:07:37 pm PST #1431 of 10004
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthday Chikat!!!


libkitty - Nov 14, 2006 12:07:37 pm PST #1432 of 10004
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I wanna go home. I got here an hour early, after walking in through the snow on roads with unplowed sidewalks, so I should be able to, shouldn't I?

Did I mention walking miles to and from school in the snow, uphill both ways? I have become my grandmother.

Edited to add the much more important, Many happy returns of the day, ChiKat!


SuziQ - Nov 14, 2006 12:08:49 pm PST #1433 of 10004
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Cisco Field will offer significantly more restroom facilities than McAfee Coliseum and will be conveniently located throughout the ballpark.

May I please mock the hastily (I hope) put together fact sheet for today's A's annoucement?

eta - fixing my hasty grammar errors.