P-C! Are you still around? Ben (my nine-year-old) wants to know who your favorite Avatar character is.

He's very impressed that I have a grown-up friend who loves the show.

L = Teh Most Adorable

P = Teh Most Hawt

AIG = Teh Biggest Cocksuckers. I mean seriously. They should have a reality show where companies just sucked a lot of cock. AIG should be on it and they would win the big Cocksucking Prize at the end.

A Giant Cock.

This post brought to you by the letter "Cock" and the number "Cock".

That's a lot of cock.

I'm sorry, Aims. What horrible cocksucking thing are they doing?

Oh, saying that he took too much vacation time, when last month he had 3+ weeks of vacation time. So they took it back out of his final paycheck.

When they pay bonuses, they hold back a certain percentage. They didn't pay him what was held back from his bonuses for the first three quarters of 2006.

And I'm pretty damn sure they took out the parking fee for all of November already, but didn't refund what he didn't use.

COCKS, I tell you. COCKS.

Oh, saying that he took too much vacation time, when last month he had 3+ weeks of vacation time. So they took it back out of his final paycheck.

WTF? Is there any way to fight that? HR should have a correct record.

Of course, "should" is the key word there, and I bet their HR department sucks cocks in hell, too.

He's left a message wanting a breakdown of all PTO earned and all PTO paid off. With dates.

Plei, the baby is getting cuter, not just remaining at her previously established level of cuteness. I will never build up an immunity this way, but shall always be ded from the cuteness of Tickybox.

vw, I hope you're feeling better. So sorry about your tough thing to do.

Aimee, I hope all the AIG cocksuckers develop horrible, suppurating sores.

Wow. That's a lot of cock to be sucked.

P-C! Are you still around? Ben (my nine-year-old) wants to know who your favorite Avatar character is.

He's very impressed that I have a grown-up friend who loves the show.

Hee! I...it's hard to pick a favorite character! I mean, Toph is my blind, underage girlfriend, but Sokka is the coolest guy ever, and Iroh pwns everything, and the DANGEROUS LADIES rock both individually and together, although I have a preference for the sociopathic Azula and the too-cute Ty Lee, though I'm coming around to the perpetually bored Mai. And let's not forget Appa and Momo. And AANG-Y.

I think if I had to pick one, I would probably just say Toph because it's pretty much UNDERSTOOD that everyone loves Sokka and Iroh because it is impossible not to. IMPOSSIBLE.

What about him?

P-C! Are you still around? Ben (my nine-year-old) wants to know who your favorite Avatar character is.

My Ben's favorites are Prince Zuko and Uncle Iroh. Julia's favorite is Katara (sp?). Who's Ben's favorite, AmyLiz?

My Ben's favorites are Prince Zuko

Zuko has a great character arc, but he's so hilariously humorless, it's hard for him to be a "favorite." It's even hard for me to say I love him because he's ZUKO, for crying out loud.

Julia's favorite is Katara (sp?)

Correct.