Dude, it's never too late to gronk.
I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's... depressing.
Tara ,'Get It Done'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Nov 13, 2006 6:55:29 am PST #9683 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 6:58:22 am PST #9684 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm still contemplating this.... is this a breed I'm not aware of? Or kittens with carefully crafted fur? Or worse?!?
Aren't they kittens that never grow up? I mean, kittens that stay kitten-sized?
Laga - Nov 13, 2006 7:00:11 am PST #9685 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
flea - Nov 13, 2006 7:01:39 am PST #9686 of 10001
information libertarian
My god, can't you people google anymore? Bonsai Kitten: [link]
tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 7:02:18 am PST #9687 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My god, can't you people google anymore?
It's more fun to make wild guesses.
Laga - Nov 13, 2006 7:03:36 am PST #9688 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Well grr the website's not responding but you can search for Bonsai Kitten on Snopes.com for the whole story.
flea - Nov 13, 2006 7:03:46 am PST #9689 of 10001
information libertarian
Actually, in my drean the kittens were mouse-sized, and kept in mouse cages. There were at least 20, mostly black and tabbies, and the cages were labeled with their names.
Jessica - Nov 13, 2006 7:08:48 am PST #9690 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
New Zealand officially goes insane:
New Zealand's high school students will be able to use "text-speak" -- the mobile phone text message language beloved of teenagers -- in national exams this year, officials said.
New Zealand's Qualifications Authority said Friday that it still strongly discourages students from using anything other than full English, but that credit will be given if the answer "clearly shows the required understanding," even if it contains text-speak.
tommyrot - Nov 13, 2006 7:10:07 am PST #9691 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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Ailleann - Nov 13, 2006 7:10:26 am PST #9692 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
OK, maybe I don't want to move to NZ anymore....
The reference to Snopes brought the Bonsai Kitten thing flooding back.