A chihuahua bit my doberman
Patron: That girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.
'Safe'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Sep 28, 2006 12:12:01 pm PDT #941 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Connie Neil - Sep 28, 2006 12:17:46 pm PDT #942 of 10001
brillig
I search the web, so you don't have to!
The New York Times looks at Fashion Week in Milan--and snickers. Contains mentions of "Project Runway".
Kalshane - Sep 28, 2006 12:21:02 pm PDT #943 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
I've lost the will to livework. Can it be Saturday already? I think the rest of today and tomorrow are going to destroy me. (And the only reason I have Saturday off is I'm taking a personal day to attend my girlfriend's birthday party.)
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2006 12:27:11 pm PDT #944 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have two status reports due Thursdays. I am dying here.
tommyrot - Sep 28, 2006 12:28:07 pm PDT #945 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have two status reports due Thursdays. I am dying here.
Status is go!
(I suppose they want more than that.)
§ ita § - Sep 28, 2006 12:29:36 pm PDT #946 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I hope so. My report is more like Status is go!.
See how I go above and beyond.
And, yay! I made it to 2:30 without a migraine! Okay, 2:28. Why do I suspect my purse is triptan-free?
Kalshane - Sep 28, 2006 12:31:59 pm PDT #947 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Ick. Our CIO loves his reports and forms and logs and assorted other "paper"work.
Personally, I'm drowning in employee access requests, which suck to process to begin with, and completely lacking in caring about my job or this company. But if I don't do them, my co-workers are going to really miffed I left them for them.
Vortex - Sep 28, 2006 12:34:39 pm PDT #948 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
It'll be fun to see if any of my co-workers notice.
I think that the fun part will be if any of them have the nerve to say anything :)
sarameg - Sep 28, 2006 12:35:38 pm PDT #949 of 10001
What are the odds that this [link] will be right over me if I wait another 15 minutes to leave?
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§ ita § - Sep 28, 2006 12:38:42 pm PDT #950 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Triptan!