I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Nov 07, 2006 11:42:05 am PST #8208 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I wonder if sales are up at this BK. [link]


tommyrot - Nov 07, 2006 11:43:11 am PST #8209 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ok... more outrage....

You know the DNC has a hotline where you can call and report any problems with voting? Laura Ingraham has asked her conservative listeners to call and jam that number.

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Cashmere - Nov 07, 2006 11:44:07 am PST #8210 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Not surprising now. She's essentially lost 165 lbs of loser.

I'm desperate for distraction waiting for the election to end. This gets to be it.


§ ita § - Nov 07, 2006 11:47:53 am PST #8211 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Another woman looking good after a husbandectomy.

I wonder about this transformation, and who's behind it.


tommyrot - Nov 07, 2006 11:49:54 am PST #8212 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wonder about this transformation, and who's behind it.

It's part of some liberal plot for them to get gay-married.


brenda m - Nov 07, 2006 11:50:12 am PST #8213 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Maybe Osama's love was the greatest of all?


tommyrot - Nov 07, 2006 11:50:53 am PST #8214 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Maybe Osama's love made all the difference?

Heh.

eta:

Ha! Your edit is foiled.

Somewhat.


msbelle - Nov 07, 2006 11:51:29 am PST #8215 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Rehab is the new facelift.


tommyrot - Nov 07, 2006 11:52:18 am PST #8216 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Crack is whack.


brenda m - Nov 07, 2006 11:52:54 am PST #8217 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Heh. One of those things where in the lag time when you've already hit post but your text box is still on the screen, you totally change you mind about what to say. (Or more to the point, think of a way to sneak an earworm in there.)