Crack is whack.

Heh. One of those things where in the lag time when you've already hit post but your text box is still on the screen, you totally change you mind about what to say. (Or more to the point, think of a way to sneak an earworm in there.)

That ought to be something LI gets busted by the FCC for.(At least) They're not all about the wardrobe malfunctions are they?

Why Osama?

From Wonkette:

Our national nervous breakdown continues: A 43-year-old Pennsylvania man calmly showed up at his polling place, went to his assigned machine and destroyed it with a “metal cat paperweight.”

The Allentown polling station was, of course, in a nursing home.

Michael Young killed the Diebold machine —“He smashed it with the cat’s ears,” a witness said — and then sat down and waited for the cops.

Election chief Stacy Sterner said, “Nothing can top this.” Please baby jesus, let her be wrong.

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Why Osama?

Evidently he is OBSESSED with Whitney.

So let me get this straight...

Ky. poll worker charged with assault, interfering with election ... "That about tops off the day," McCraney said.

Then comes this:

A 43-year-old Pennsylvania man calmly showed up at his polling place, went to his assigned machine and destroyed it with a “metal cat paperweight.” ... Election chief Stacy Sterner said, “Nothing can top this.”

Are these people not familiar with the concept of the jinx?

I thought it was Kim Jung Il who was obsessed with Whitney?

Or maybe I'm confusing my Bad Guys.

Osama bin Laden, the mastermind of terror group al-Qaeda, was such a fan of singer Whitney Houston that he considered marriage and having her husband Bobby Brown killed.

This is but one of several details revealed by a woman who claims she was once the sex slave of America’s most wanted man.

Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof, who says she was kept against her will as Bin Laden’s mistress for four months in 1996, makes the revelation in her new autobiography.

That's right. KJI just fancies himself a Hollywood producer.