ION, Britney Spears has filed for divorce.
My faith in humanity, shattered! SHATTERED!
Lydia: Its removal from Burma is a felony and when triggered it has the power to melt human eyeballs.
Giles: In that case I've severely underpriced it.
'Potential'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Nov 07, 2006 11:22:32 am PST #8179 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Dana - Nov 07, 2006 11:22:55 am PST #8180 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
ION, Britney Spears has filed for divorce.
Oh, look, it's breaking news on CNN. I guess it's not like there's anything else going on today.
shrift - Nov 07, 2006 11:24:31 am PST #8181 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
ION, Britney Spears has filed for divorce.
I just loaded CNN to poke at their election coverage, and Britney is their BREAKING NEWS.
Argh.
sarameg - Nov 07, 2006 11:24:38 am PST #8182 of 10001
It's the November Unsurprise.
Fred Pete - Nov 07, 2006 11:25:26 am PST #8183 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
I guess it's not like there's anything else going on today.
In CNN's semi-defense, none of the polls close until 6 Eastern time. So no results yet.
I've enjoyed dissing Britney so much over the years, but I don't have the heart now. It's become too easy.
aurelia - Nov 07, 2006 11:25:26 am PST #8184 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
they admitted to broadcasting the message as a result of a "training snafu".
So who gets to go to rehab for this one?
Nutty - Nov 07, 2006 11:25:45 am PST #8185 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I don't think I voted for any Republicans, but, I did have the opportunity to vote for Green-Rainbows, Worker-Socialists, and a couple of not-snazzily-named Independents.
My state is so yellow-dog that it felt really weird, having to look for the gubernatorial candidate of my choice in a list of four (he's second alphabetically, by last name). I was like, but the Democrat is always at the top! (Because he's always the incumbent.)
This is also the state where the Green-Rainbow candidate for governor was "smeared" by being called a big fat dyke last week on local talk radio. The guy what did it: fired. The audience: outraged. The candidate: "Well, I mean, yeah, I'm fat and a lesbian. And?"
shrift - Nov 07, 2006 11:26:04 am PST #8186 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Dana and I are, unsurprisingly, psychic twins.
Ailleann - Nov 07, 2006 11:26:18 am PST #8187 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
So who gets to go to rehab for this one?
suh-NERK.
Cashmere - Nov 07, 2006 11:26:20 am PST #8188 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I can't wait to see what the Fuggers have to say. Their "letters" from Brit describing her mother pouring over their pre-nup just killed me.