River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are. Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?

'Safe'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Nov 06, 2006 4:55:25 pm PST #7998 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

From that site, so true:

And, really, if it's not Pat or Roger, all the other newscast at NY1 could be called "Other Guy". Really.

I read Gothamist so you don't have to.

Thank you, because I won't read them until they HIRE A COPY EDITOR. Seriously, they're like militant about not having one.


Lee - Nov 06, 2006 4:57:57 pm PST #7999 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just dropped guacamole down my cleavage.

I am soooo classy.


sarameg - Nov 06, 2006 5:01:26 pm PST #8000 of 10001

Hey, better than grapes at a faculty dinner. Guac at least oozes out of sight.


meara - Nov 06, 2006 5:07:22 pm PST #8001 of 10001

For some reason I have this mental image of wildly bouncing grapes wreaking havoc amongst tweed-clad faculty, chasing them into inappropriate places.


Burrell - Nov 06, 2006 5:16:27 pm PST #8002 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

BUT I HAVE A SMALL HUMAN BEING COMING TO LIVE WITH ME IN A MONTH!

I say you're boasting only YOU ARE TOTALLY RIGHT. MAC ROCKS! And also? Allyson is totally right too, he's totally hit the mommy jackpot.

My last observation has nothing to do with the above, it is just to say that Lee wins the Guacamole Award.

Better run, Isaac is crying.


bon bon - Nov 06, 2006 5:57:57 pm PST #8003 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

OK: I admit it. I kinda dug tonight's Studio 60.


bon bon - Nov 06, 2006 6:01:31 pm PST #8004 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

People need to post more or I will start posting excerpts from the Roger Clark blog, and no one wants that.

ETA:

So for my post I'm going to reach back into the recent past. I call this anecdote "The Day I Saw Roger Clark IN THE WILD!"

He was sitting inside of a news van in a suit. As you can imagine, this was doubly shocking. Roger Clark, whose wardrobe appears as though it's visited nightly by overweight wrinkle-gnomes, is rarely suit-n-tied. I believe we're only treated to the power tie when he's behind the desk. And even then I imagine what we can't see are his comfy doctor's scrubs pants and Guinness Slippers

Also, he was in a news van. As in, New York 1 has a news van. I've always had the impression they commute in much the same way I do. I fantasize that the giddy DIY news-makers call some granny cart filled with production equipment the news van. Then they laugh heartily, callously mock Shelly, and lament the departure of Paul Lombardi - Pet Reporter/Theatre Enthusiast.

I wished I said hi, but the suit said to me "This is serious. I'm reporting on destabilized rent or orphans or something today. Not humorously shaped pork chops."

Although after his story on a hanging Pterodactyl I'm a little less intimidated.


Amy - Nov 06, 2006 6:10:35 pm PST #8005 of 10001
Because books.

bon, tonight's Studio 60 struck me as funnier than usual. Which is saying kind of a lot.


Cashmere - Nov 06, 2006 6:26:46 pm PST #8006 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I totally liked Studio 60 better than any ep I've seen so far. Very funny. Also--BASTARDS!

Cleavage guac is so much better than tripping and falling into it!


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 06, 2006 6:34:50 pm PST #8007 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I really don't see the taste objection to cabbage ,potatoes and meat.

Perhaps you skipped past the cabbage part?