Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Nov 06, 2006 5:57:57 pm PST #8003 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

OK: I admit it. I kinda dug tonight's Studio 60.


bon bon - Nov 06, 2006 6:01:31 pm PST #8004 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

People need to post more or I will start posting excerpts from the Roger Clark blog, and no one wants that.

ETA:

So for my post I'm going to reach back into the recent past. I call this anecdote "The Day I Saw Roger Clark IN THE WILD!"

He was sitting inside of a news van in a suit. As you can imagine, this was doubly shocking. Roger Clark, whose wardrobe appears as though it's visited nightly by overweight wrinkle-gnomes, is rarely suit-n-tied. I believe we're only treated to the power tie when he's behind the desk. And even then I imagine what we can't see are his comfy doctor's scrubs pants and Guinness Slippers

Also, he was in a news van. As in, New York 1 has a news van. I've always had the impression they commute in much the same way I do. I fantasize that the giddy DIY news-makers call some granny cart filled with production equipment the news van. Then they laugh heartily, callously mock Shelly, and lament the departure of Paul Lombardi - Pet Reporter/Theatre Enthusiast.

I wished I said hi, but the suit said to me "This is serious. I'm reporting on destabilized rent or orphans or something today. Not humorously shaped pork chops."

Although after his story on a hanging Pterodactyl I'm a little less intimidated.


Amy - Nov 06, 2006 6:10:35 pm PST #8005 of 10001
Because books.

bon, tonight's Studio 60 struck me as funnier than usual. Which is saying kind of a lot.


Cashmere - Nov 06, 2006 6:26:46 pm PST #8006 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I totally liked Studio 60 better than any ep I've seen so far. Very funny. Also--BASTARDS!

Cleavage guac is so much better than tripping and falling into it!


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 06, 2006 6:34:50 pm PST #8007 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I really don't see the taste objection to cabbage ,potatoes and meat.

Perhaps you skipped past the cabbage part?


brenda m - Nov 06, 2006 6:38:35 pm PST #8008 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Lee, if you didn't eat the nasty avocado, you wouldn't have this problem.

I am eating leftover pumpkin ravioli. Yum. Except - it was served in a cream sauce. When I reheated it, it only really had a bit of the sauce still stuck to it. But even though I nuked it at half power, the sauce broke.

What came out of the microwave was raviolis swimming in an ocean of butter and oil. Gross. I drained it and patted it down with paper towels, and still. I'm not sure I can ever face a cream sauce again.

Dog's pretty happy, though.


Daisy Jane - Nov 06, 2006 6:40:37 pm PST #8009 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Have taken casty thing off. Can now type much better. Have still lost articles.

Someone make me fold laundry, or better, send laundry elves. I won't even care if they steal socks.


tommyrot - Nov 06, 2006 6:50:19 pm PST #8010 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dog's pretty happy, though.

Hopefully, he won't wake up in the middle of the night feeling... unhappy.


Lee - Nov 06, 2006 6:51:10 pm PST #8011 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Cleavage guac is so much better than tripping and falling into it!

YAY

Brenda is weird, and avocado is not nasty

unless it gets stuck between your boobs.


brenda m - Nov 06, 2006 7:06:05 pm PST #8012 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Now my sister is at a freaking English Beat concert, and, given the relative ages, keeps running into all of my old friends, and making them call me. Which I'm really, really, too tired for, especially since they're all quite drunk.