I've never experienced a Ka-THUNK voting machine, unfortunately. I am all too familiar with the voting system that leads to hanging chads and butterfly ballots (really fun when you're trying to figure out which judge to vote to retain). Since I'm in a new district now, I'm excited to see what I'll be voting with tomorrow!
River: I didn't think you'd come for me. Simon: Well, you're a dummy.
'Serenity'
Natter 47: My Brilliance Is Wasted On You People
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kathy A - Nov 06, 2006 11:54:55 am PST #7908 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
shrift - Nov 06, 2006 11:55:18 am PST #7909 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm still trying to decide if I'm going to vote before or after work. Considering my relationship with early mornings, I think after work is going to win by default.
sarameg - Nov 06, 2006 11:55:47 am PST #7910 of 10001
Curtain of Democracy in Action.
THEY TOOK AWAY MY CURTAIN.
tommyrot - Nov 06, 2006 11:56:04 am PST #7911 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I feel quite certain that a simulated kaTHUNK noise could be worked into the design of the optical scanner voting machines. There could even be a lever to pull when you put the paper in to be scanned. It would be the World's Best Voting System!
It could only be improved if each voting machine came with a monkey that started shrieking once you placed your vote.
amych - Nov 06, 2006 11:56:57 am PST #7912 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Insta-fuffle: Ka-thunk, or Ka-chunk?
Tom Scola - Nov 06, 2006 11:57:42 am PST #7913 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
ka-CHUNK!
sarameg - Nov 06, 2006 11:58:47 am PST #7914 of 10001
Considering my relationship with early mornings, I think after work is going to win by default.
Yeah, I'd thought of going early so that if I had to do another exposed vote (cause I'm optimistic like that,) there'd be a slight chance in hell they'd do something about it and then I could spend the day full of righteous rage and feeling all heroic or some shit.
And then I remembered the lines were longer in the morning and I hate them anyway.
Mornings defeat activism.
§ ita § - Nov 06, 2006 12:01:41 pm PST #7915 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Do you have a wired phone or just a cordless?
Both.
Why bother voting? We're at or near the Hubbert Peak, and it's all rapidly downhill from here as we lose our cheap energy sources.
It's possible I shouldn't see documentaries recommended by vegans. Though the filmmaker himself was cool.
Jessica - Nov 06, 2006 12:01:59 pm PST #7916 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I have a feeling the lines in my district will be pretty short all day, since we essentially had our election back in September. (There being approximately three Republicans in the entire borough.) I don't even know if there are any questions or propositions on the ballot this year.
Jesse - Nov 06, 2006 12:04:38 pm PST #7917 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm going to vote before work, and just be late, since I might have plans tomorrow that keep me out too late to vote after.
Of course, now I'm going to be sorely disappointed when the voting machine doesn't make the Law and Order "chunk chunk" noise.